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Posted: Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Sriracha Lollipops

Sriracha Lollipops
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Yes, it's the rooster sauce hardened, domed out, and mounted on a stick. Sriracha Lollipops: where cocks become balls. Online 'pop shop Lollyphile has turned everyone's favorite liquid fire into a lickable creation that will give the Sriracha-obsessed their fix, without the hassle of lugging around a vat of chili pepper sauce, and the potential humiliation of getting caught in the midst of hot nursing sessions with its trademark green tip.

Sriracha Lollipops sell by the fours ($10), dozen ($24), and case of 36 ($58). Lollyphile also produces a rainbow of other sugar-laden curiosities, including the Absinthe and Maple Bacon Lollies pictured below.

Purchase Details: $10 from Lollyphile »
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