Satan's Blood Hot Sauce
Satan's Blood Hot Sauce comes in a "blood vial shaped bottle with 800,000 Scoville units of pepper extract." Yeah, I can see that. I can also see a cock & balls ready to spew a scorching, blinding, fiery-hot death onto my carne asada tacos. Both sound like hell.
Which is why I recommend you take maker Sauce Crafters' advice and buy a bottle of Satan's Blood as a collectible rather than a condiment. Or a gag gift. Revenge would be OK too.
The 1.35-ounce bottle contains a devilish blend of chile extract and red wine vinegar.