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Satan's Blood Hot Sauce

By: on July 25, 2016
$15.45
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Satan's Blood Hot Sauce comes in a "blood vial shaped bottle with 800,000 Scoville units of pepper extract." Yeah, I can see that. I can also see a cock & balls ready to spew a scorching, blinding, fiery-hot death onto my carne asada tacos. Both sound like hell.

Which is why I recommend you take maker Sauce Crafters' advice and buy a bottle of Satan's Blood as a collectible rather than a condiment. Or a gag gift. Revenge would be OK too.

The 1.35-ounce bottle contains a devilish blend of chile extract and red wine vinegar.

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