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PB Crave Peanut Butter

By: on July 18, 2013
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You already stand at the kitchen counter eating spoonfuls of peanut butter straight out of the jar anyway, so why not make the guilty pleasure even more enjoyable with PB Crave's addition of the ingredients you might pile on top if it ever made it to a slice of bread? Here, intensifying the already addictive nut spread, are the equally coveted swirls, bits, and essences of honey, banana, chocolate, raspberry, and cookie.

Sounds like a gut bomb, 'ey? And it probably is. However, PB Crave hypes its artisan peanut butters as natural treats. Ones that use high-quality ingredients, and totally cock block the seductive, yet very bad news players we're accustomed to interacting with when things taste good. That means no hydrogenated oils, no artificial flavors, no high-fructose corn syrup, and no cholesterol. Flavors include:

  • Razzle Dazzle. A blend of raspberry, wild honey, and white & semi-sweet chocolates.
  • Cookie Nookie. Chocolate chips, cookie dough flavor, wild honey.
  • CoCo Bananas. Chocolate chips, banana flavor, wild honey.
  • Choco Choco. Semi-sweet & dark chocolates, wild honey.

Amazon sells PB Crave by the multi-3-pack, with a selection of either Choco Banana, Cookie Nookie & Razzle Dazzle, or Choco Choco, Cookie Nookie & Razzle Dazzle. Wait, only 2 choices? WTF?! This is America! I should have at least 11 choices, plus the option to create custom flavor combinations, or sub in peanut butters that are vegan, sugar-free, and do not contain peanuts!

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