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Paqui Carolina Reaper Madness Chip

By: on September 29, 2016
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Betcha can't eat just one. Maybe not even one bite. Paqui says its Carolina Reaper Madness Chip is made with the hottest chile pepper on earth, and possibly in all the circles of hell. It's so hot they package them in a bag of one. Yes, one chip per bag. Served inside a box that looks like a coffin.

The Carolina Reaper Madness Chip will be available for purchase far and wide this month. Paqui challenges you heat freaks out there to take the #OneChipChallenge and see if you can eat an entire tortilla triangle dusted with the powdered blood of Satan.

Better lick the orange dust off your fingers too.

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