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MacAweenie & Cheese

MacAweenie & Cheese
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Penis pasta, penis pasta, penis pasta! Cornelius just made me say it 3 times fast. I found that it wasn't very difficult, but he found it very funny because everyone in the Apple store looked at me like I'm the type of person not allowed to go within 500 yards of an elementary school.

Some notes about MacAweenie & Cheese penis pasta:

  • It may be the only collection of penises whose default setting is "hard", but which women prefer limp. Or at least much softer with maybe a slight al dente finish.
  • The Pesto Penises in the above photo series look OK, but the Penises & Marinara look like they have been in a horrific accident and even a mere glance at them makes me queasy and highly uncomfortable.
  • The MacAweenie 4-pack offers "discreet shipping". Pshhh!, that's some BS. Why wouldn't I want everyone to know what awesome shape of pasta I ordered from the Internet?
  • The twist on Mac & Cheese is terrific for bachelorette parties, gag gifts, and teaching children about the birds and the bees. In the latter case, I recommend using a mini taco in the presentation as well. And if you really want to hit it home: geoduck and an oysters.

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