Ego Boost Beauty Chocolate with Collagen

By: on March 29, 2015
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I have bad news and I have good news. The bad news: stuffing your face with chocolate will plump up your ass with unsightly cottage cheese-looking lumps of fat. The good news: stuffing your face with Ego Boost chocolate will also plump up your face with skin-smoothing, youth-enhancing collagen. Ego Boost Beauty Chocolate is layered with the supposed "wonder protein", which is said to rebuild, moisturize, and firm skin along with curbing the late-night munchies.

Both cheaper and tastier than Botox, Ego Boost Beauty Chocolate is handmade in Finland and incorporates both collagen and the natural fungus Chaga into its tasty 50g bar. Chaga provides the additional benefit of injecting the chocolate with a boatload of antioxidants allegedly used for centuries to rebuild skin and repair pigment.