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Chocolate Zombie Bunny

By: on April 08, 2014
$9.99
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The Chocolate Zombie Bunny is what happens when you make an April Fool's Joke that sends all the little zombies into a frenzy of Easter basket demands, and then off on a killing spree when they discover the punchline. That is, the Chocolate Zombie Bunny is what happens when, to avoid similar bloodshed and brain consumption this Easter, you turn the joke into a real live...but not alive...and also undead...white chocolate rabbit with that telltale green tint and a stream of blood pouring from its nose.

Another ThinkGeek prank turned product, this Chocolate Zombie Bunny had the misfortune of contracting the dreaded Hopping Dead virus. On the bright side, rather than turning his insides to viscous, fetid goo that craves human organs, it hardened them into delicious white chocolate that will probably just contribute to coronary heart disease. The 8-ounce bunnies are particularly happy to make basket appearances and partake in Easter celebrations as they feel their shared experiences rising from the dead give them a special bond with Jesus.

If they can realize choco-zombie rabbits, ThinkGeek has my vote for doing the same with Minecraft Marshmallow Creeps.

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Cute Ass Animals Underwear

$35 - $56 from Etsy »

Etsy vendor Nichola's Knickerockers, underwear with adorable animal faces strategically sewn across one of my favorite places on earth, are pricey. But to all ladies who often get mistaken for Victoria's Secret models...

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Playboy: The Complete Centerfolds, 1953-2016

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Did you know Marilyn Monroe was the first ever Playboy centerfold? It happened in 1953, and launched what would become Hugh Hefner's iconic Playmate of the Month title and spread. And I didn't know of this before. Clearly...

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Fresh Whole Rabbit

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Nom, nom, nom. It's Hasenpfeffer meets the next-generation three wolf moon shirt. Your days of gnawing on leathery old rabbit parts that taste like a combination of barnyard and the positive ends of AA batteries are over....

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Minecraft Marshmallow Creeps

$4.99 from ThinkGeek »

The little bit of good news I have for you today is that we are only 16 days away from spring and 27 days away from Easter*, which means Peep eating season is upon us! Even better tidings for Minecraft die-hards: Marshmallow...

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Bubonic Bunny Hoppers

$20 from Etsy »

Looks like we're gonna have a grotesque perversion of the fuzzy, frolicky, happy animals emblematic of every major holiday now. First Phillip Blackman took on Valentine's Day with his Undead Teds, and here Undead Ed tackles...

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Mouse Taxidermy Kit

$49.69 from Firebox.com »

I hate to throw out a perfectly good dead mouse. It just seems like an anti-climactic payoff for the money I spend on traps and cheese. I'm glad to hear the people of London agree. According to Firebox, mouse taxidermy...

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Super Mario Candy Easter Egg

It may not be a block, but crack your head against this yellow question mark and you'll still enjoy the spoils of gold coins and a mushroom o' added life. Or at least a temporary increase in energy from its 58 or so grams...

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Dark Chocolate Sriracha Bunny

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At first I thought the Dark Chocolate Sriracha Easter Bunny was just the latest addition to our rooster sauce pop culture craze, but further rumination made me realize its true application is as a training tool for children....

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Killer Rabbit Slippers

$39.99 from Amazon »

Beware ye who enter the the Cave of Caerbannog without backup in the form of cozy, yet stylish, footwear. Officially licensed by Monty Python--with a snarl-and-sap of approval from the Killer Rabbit himself--these snaggletoothed...

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Game of Thrones Cookbook

$23.79 from Amazon »

Replete with an endorsement and foreword by George R. R. Martin, the definitive Game of Thrones cookbook, A Feast of Ice and Fire, begins shipping on May 29, 2012. Pre-orders are currently available for recipes replicating...

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Alice In Wonderland Ring

Discontinued

If you're going to have a trippy terrarium ring protruding 3 inches from your finger, it may as well be filled with characters from the most bizarre tale of an acid trip ever passed for children's literature. Too bad...

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Easter Egg Cake

$79.95 from Williams Sonoma »

Easter is only two weeks away. Do you have your cutesy, themed, pastel dessert for the impending gorge of post-egg-hunt ham and sweets? Let the kids eat the jelly beans and Peeps. And especially the real Easter eggs....