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Breaking Bad Los Pollos Hermanos Fry Batter

By: on April 24, 2015
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Celebrate this summer--and finding Walter--with a big bucket of Los Pollos Hermanos fried chicken. And if you don't live close enough to Breaking Bad's fictional representation of Albuquerque to grab some, grab a bucket of this Los Pollos Hermanos fried chicken batter instead. The contents will coat your wings, legs, thighs, and breasts with layers of seasoned flour goodness just squawking to be dipped in hot oil and sizzled to finger-lickin' crispness. And wait'll you hear about the batter's secret ingredient, one that's sure to make you feel like you ripped a hunk of meat off the bone and went straight to heaven: the purest, best cooked crystal...lized orange peel in the land.

Los Pollos Hermanos fry batter arrives 2.2 pounds by weight in a 6" x 6" x 7" vat. Ingredients include: organic flour, garlic, salt, onion, spices, orange peel, paprika, green bell peppers, sesame seed, red bell pepper, citric acid, lemon extractives, paprika extractives, and tricalcium phosphate (less than .05% as an anti-caking agent). Directions for dunking and frying chicken, or any poultry you might like to "Badden" up, are printed right on the container.

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