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Blast Caffeine Powder

By: on September 08, 2011
  • Blast Caffeine Powder
  • Blast Caffeine Powder
$12.50
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This stuff is scary. It takes 125 energy drinks to match the caffeine in 1 Blast caffeine. So, if you're finally ready to get off the couch and go outside, this stuff might help. Or, it might kill you. Either way, it's gonna be an experience.

From the makers:

"Blast Caffeine is pharmaceutical-grade caffeine powder with no fillers, sugar, water, useless herbs or vitamins, artificial colors or flavoring, or dangerous chemicals. This is the same quality used by hospitals and doctors for treating premature babies suffering from an inability to breathe. You will not find Red Bull in a hospital syringe. The container is smaller than a business card and weighs less than an ounce."

If you really wanna blast off, sprinkle some on these caffeinated marshmallows.

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