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After Dinner Nipples - Mint Chocolate Boobies

$19.99 from Amazon »

Care for a nip of mint to cleanse your palate? ... And dirty your mind? After Dinner Nipples are mint chocolate boobie treats made in the spirit of After Eight Mints, and molded in homage to mankind's other favorite after...

Coca-Cola with Coffee

$36.64 from Amazon »

Coca-Cola with Coffee. Um...yum? Ew? I don't know. I like Coke. I like coffee. Sometimes putting two things you love together is magical, and sometimes it's a disaster. Sometimes they hate each other. Sometimes they get...

Candy Kraft Macaroni & Cheese

Kraft Mac & Cheese that's dyed pink and flavored like candy. That's sweetened pink noodles and cheese sauce. So...is this Kraft limited edition supposed to be a Valentine's Day gift for someone you love or someone you...

Meathearts

Sweetheart, have a Meatheart. Meathearts are the Conversation Hearts of beef jerky! The beef jerky of Conversation Hearts! And that's no hyperbole!...

incrEDIBLE Edible Spoons

$11.99 from Amazon »

I'm eating everything in sight! Including the spoons! Must be the holidays...

Fire Syrup - Jalapeno Infused Syrup

$14.99 from Amazon »

The makers of Fire Syrup, a jalapeno-infused sweetener and flavor kicker upper, call their creation "A sweet, hot squirt of genius with 104 uses!"...

Razer RESPAWN By 5 Mental Performance Booster Gum

$27.99 from Razer »

Razer gaming laptop, check. Razer gaming keyboard, check. Razer gaming mouse, check. Razer gaming gum. Uh...check. Or should that be chew? In collaboration with 5 Gum Razer has just released the RESPAWN By 5, a "mental...

Runamok Maple Sparkle Syrup

$16.95 from Runamok Maple »

Ooooh, Runamok's Maple Sparkle Syrup is definitely on the list of magical goos Glinda the Good Witch and a unicorn would make during their Zoom cooking sessions together. And then the Wicked Witch of the West and Smaug...

Dunkin' Coffee Cereals

Turning a drink into breakfast cereal, as Dunkin' has just done with their Caramel Macchiato and Mocha Latte coffees, isn't quite as good as turning a breakfast cereal into a drink, like Smartmouth Brewing did with their...

Survival Mac & Cheese

$159.50 from Amazon »

Kraft, Chef's Banquet sees your wimpy little boxes of Mac & Cheese, and even your Costco-sized 18-packs of Mac & Cheese, and says, "Ha! You call that the cheesiest? You call that carbo-loading? Check this out." And then...

Chickpea Butter Spread

$7.99 from Amazon »

Mmm, chickpea butter. Sounds like...peanut butter hummus. Which sounds like...I don't know if "gross" is the right word since we do apply peanut butter to many savory applications, Thai peanut sauce being the first and...

Premium Root Beer Variety Pack

$29.99 from Amazon »

They got any Fitz's in there? I'm not even joking when I say I'd be happier to get a Premium Root Beer Variety Pack than a Premium Beer Variety Pack. It's way harder to find a satisfying array of this fine soda at the...

Toast! Before You Drink Gummies

$39.99 from Amazon »

I've seen "adult gummies" meant to get you F'd up, but Toast! Before You Drink Gummies are adult gummies that claim to prevent it. Or at least the hangover that follows. The headache. The ass-breath cotton mouth belching...

Edible Asian Forest Scorpion

$19.99 from Amazon »

When I was growing up, pho and spicy tuna rolls were "weird Asian food." How far I've come that it now takes an edible Asian Forest Scorpion, dehydrated and packaged to ship!, to make me flinch...

Magic Milk Flavored Straws

$13.98 from Amazon »

The magic in Magic Milk Straws comes from their unique ability to convince kids to drink their milk without any added incentives other than a fun drinking straw...

Pumpkin Pie Soda

$3.99 from Amazon »

Pumpkin Pie Soda is another reminder of how easy it is to combine two things you really love to form one thing that makes you really want to vomit. Possibly out of both ends...

Pumpkin Spice Death Wish Coffee

Sold Out from Amazon »

It's pumpkin spice on crack! No, not really. Just a whole helluva lot of caffeine. Pumpkin Spice Death Wish Coffee is the Death Wish brand's fall-appropriate seasonal offering, an effort to appeal to both the pumpkin-spice-obsessed...

Pumpkin Spice SPAM

$8.98 from SPAM »

Pumpkin Spice SPAM. Before your mouth gets watering too heavy, better dry off the dribble and get yourself to the SPAM store to buy some. This autumnal wonder is, like all other food blessed by the Pumpkin Spice Fairy...

Chocolate Dipped Bacon Roses

Who says men don't like flowers? And for that matter, who says a dozen Chocolate Dipped Bacon Roses are suitable only as a gift for men? Defying age, gender, race, and ethnicity, Chocolate Dipped Bacon Roses can dazzle...

Lil' Nitro - The World's Hottest Gummy Bear

$10.69 from Amazon »

At 900 times hotter than a jalapeno, and at least that much hotter than Lil's Wayne, Jon, Kim, and Bow Wow, Flamethrower Candy Co. believes its Lil' Nitro is the World's Hottest Gummy Bear. And therefore ripe for a dare-you-to-eat-it...

40 Below Joe Frozen Coffee Beads

$34.99 - $64.99 from 40 Below Joe »

If 40 Below Joe's frozen coffee beads look a lot like caffeinated Dippin' Dots to you, and you love you some caffeine and Dippin' Dots, then today is a good day, my friend. These brewed Arabica beans and creamer have...

Eat a D**k - Anonymously Mail a Chocolate Penis (NSFW)

$26.99 from DicksByMail.com »

It might be made of chocolate, but this penis is sized like a d**k. Shaped like a d**k. Textured like a d**k. It's even certified organic like a d**k! And it's all boxed and ready for you to send to someone you think...

Bob Ross The Joy Of Cereal

$9.99 from FYE »

Now here are some happy little trees that are going to give me a happy little belly, 'cause the carefree plant life in this box of Bob Ross The Joy Of Cereal isn't made of oil paint, it's made of marshmallow! Mmmm, I'm...

Shiba Inu Dog Marshmallows

If the sight of a Shiba Inu makes you just want to squishitsface, well, how about sparing the dog's dignity and ability to breathe, and taking out your cuteness aggression on a set of Shiba Inu Dog Marshmallows? Come...