Hello there, ma'am. Fine evening we're having, wouldn't you say? What's that in my hand you ask? Here, have a closer look.
Yep, it sure is my hot cock. Guaranteed to light up your insides, intoxicate you with its flavors, and inject the heat that's been missing from your life. Would you like to try it? Don't be shy now. Just open your mouth and prepare to swallow the peppery spice and refined potency of UV's Sriracha Vodka.
Like the rooster sauce itself, UV describes its latest vodka release as "hot, but not too hot." Crafted to add the perfect amount of doodle-doo to your Bloody Marys, Cheladas, and rocks. Check out the UV Website for suggested recipes, including the Srirachaberry Margarita, Sriracha Diablo Colada, Sriracha Screwdriver, Sriracha Fried Ice Cream, Sriracha Chocolate Chili Martini, Berry Sriracha, and of course vodka's cocktail BFF, the Bloody Mary.
Sriracha Vodka will be available at a liquor store near you presently. If you can't wait for presently, you might try reproducing its effect by downing a shot of vodka and then squirting a stream of Sriracha in your eye.