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Mama Walker's Breakfast Liqueurs

Mama Walker's Breakfast Liqueurs
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  • Mama Walker's Breakfast Liqueurs
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Mama said WHAT? Mama said 2 parts Maple Bacon to 1 part Jameson for a breakfast of champions. Mama Walker's Breakfast Liqueurs cater to legit drinkers, legit breakfast lovers, and old people with no teeth who must follow a liquid diet and have nothing to lose by being drunk when the sun rises anyway. Man I love old people. If I had a bunch of babies I would trade them for a bunch of old people who know how to swear, two-step, play Scrabble, and get to the toilet before they pee.

Mama Walker is probably pretty old. I'd guess 70 like the proof of her Glazed Donut, Blueberry Pancake, and Maple Bacon liqueurs. None of them sound that good, except maybe the Glazed Donut, which I would pour in my coffee, but as we all know it's not about quality anymore, it's about packaging, marketing, and branding. I mean, that's why I'm so popular anyway.

Purchase Details: $13 from Mama Walker »
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