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Smart Rope - LED-Embedded Jump Rope

By: on June 13, 2016
$79.99
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Not since Kris Kross has something made me wanna jump!jump! so bad. The Smart Rope is a jump rope embedded with a strip of LEDs that doesn't just turn your cardio session into a disco, but actually displays your jump count in mid-air as you double under and side swing.

The Smart Rope's magnetic handle sensors track each full rope revolution as 1 jump, and its 23 LEDs project that information right in front of you, in real time. Synced with the Smart Rope's Smart Gym mobile fitness platform, you'll be able to store each session's jump count, along with other analytics, such as calories burned and workout times. Smart Gym is available for iOS, Android, Apple Watch, and Pebble Watch.

Smart Ropes sell in sizes XS (for those 4'5" to 4'11") through XL (for those 6'3" to 6'8") as well as Black, Chrome, and Gold colors.

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