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Smart Rope - LED-Embedded Jump Rope

By: on June 13, 2016
$79.99
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Not since Kris Kross has something made me wanna jump!jump! so bad. The Smart Rope is a jump rope embedded with a strip of LEDs that doesn't just turn your cardio session into a disco, but actually displays your jump count in mid-air as you double under and side swing.

The Smart Rope's magnetic handle sensors track each full rope revolution as 1 jump, and its 23 LEDs project that information right in front of you, in real time. Synced with the Smart Rope's Smart Gym mobile fitness platform, you'll be able to store each session's jump count, along with other analytics, such as calories burned and workout times. Smart Gym is available for iOS, Android, Apple Watch, and Pebble Watch.

Smart Ropes sell in sizes XS (for those 4'5" to 4'11") through XL (for those 6'3" to 6'8") as well as Black, Chrome, and Gold colors.

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Quiet Punch Doorway Boxing Bag

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SexFit Sexual Fitness Tracker (NSFW)

Bondara, a British sex toy online store and blog, plans to begin testing of its SexFit prototype in the 4th quarter of 2014. So by 2016...or maybe even February 2015 since I'm sure they'll have thousands and thousands...

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Kettle Gryps get things swinging at the gym. In the hotel fitness center. In your living r- Whoa! Son of a goblet squat, Zanzibar! She-Ra: Princess of Power, can you just keep the cat in the bedroom for, like, 20 minutes...

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If you weren't sweating the Dark Side before, one round with Onnit's Star Wars fitness equipment, and I guarantee you'll start. From kettlebell swings to hot yoga, Russian twists to Turkish getups, Onnit is injecting...

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Rodeo Boy Exercise Machine

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