Turn your dumbbell into an even worse implement of corporal torture: a kettlebell! The adjustable KettleClamp secures to any size/weight of dumbbell, expanding its functionality to include the Russians' favorite way to swing. It claims to incorporate the same balance and feel of an authentic kettlebell, enabling true swings, jerks, cleans, snatches, the ballistic discipline's entire oeuvre of exercises. Awesome. Now I can turn straight strength training moves into a series of strength-cardio-flexibility combos guaranteed to make me spit up my protein shake and walk like a gimp for the next 3 days.
The KettleClamp is made of cast aluminum and stainless steel, and is small enough to fit in a gym bag for use at public facilities. In addition to dumbbells, the Clamp can also attach to barbells and pull-up bars. Its 90-degree pivoting handle supports grip comfort for every type of movement, and its 1,000 pound load capacity ensures you won't lift anything heavy enough to break it without the assistance of a HAL cyborg suit. Dumbbell-free, the KettleClamp weighs 9 pounds.