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GoRoll Foam Roller with Storage

By: on May 27, 2015
$79 - $89
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GoRoll combines the firm shell and EVA foam coating of massage rollers with the hollow core of my ex-girlfriend Karen to produce this dual purpose tension reliever and lockable storage cylinder. A detachable carry strap makes the GoRoll easy to carry to the gym, plus serves as a stretching assistant when disconnected.

Available in designs VeRsa, WarrioR, and KarmaRu GoRoll models are uniquely suited to CrossFitters, active beachgoers, those taking a bootcamp class in the park, hikers, and yoga rats. The foam roller exterior digs into applied muscles--namely nemeses residing in the legs and glutes--to release tension and soreness, promote the healing process and reduce the post-workout stiffness many experience hours later.

GoRoll's interior is waterproof for safe key/cash/card/device storage and has a lockable lid for additional security. The roller is large enough to hold a yoga mat or slack-lining ropes. Its strap has a double-layered design to enable carrying the GoRoll like a backpack in addition to over the shoulder. Detached it unfolds into a 6' long stretch strap.

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