Smooshy Face Stress Balls
Feeling stressed? Anxious? Aggressive? Don't take it out on the nonnative English speaker administering over-the-phone tech support, take it out on Ge!, Ni!, Ho!, and Poo! Cao Marus are smooshy Japanese stress relievers with alluringly messed up names, faces, and textures. The family of four was forged from polyurethane, and molded with expressions lifted directly from hidden camera footage acquired in men's room toilet stalls. Squish and contort their fugly mugs into fuglier mugs, and feel the drudgery of a Monday, or the tension of a lost vie for the last pre-wrapped egg salad sandwich dissipate.