Accessories

NormaTec 2.0 Legs - Air Compression Leg Massagers

$699 Amazon »

Who is this Norma and what does she know about air compression tech that's going to hug-massage my legs into a state of warm bliss? (Whilst simultaneously, and delightfully, making my lower half look like the proton-pack-blasted...

Chi Swing Machine

$308 Amazon »

Daiwa says their Vitality Swing, a chi swing machine, provides "passive exercise," and I don't know if that's true or possible, but I sure do like the sound of it. When in use, the machine sways back and forth, creating...

Innova Advanced Heat & Massage Inversion Table

$199.95 Amazon »

How do you ruin a massage? Make me get it in various states of hanging upside down. An advanced heat and massage inversion table, Innova? Who am I, Batman?...

Back Stretcher with Infrared Heating Pad

Sold Out Amazon »

Whose back is jacked? UTK's adjustable back stretcher comes topped with an infrared heating pad to provide additional muscular release and relaxation as you lengthen your spine, and let loose the cricks from your lumbar...

VersaLifts V2 Heel Lift Inserts

$28.99 Amazon »

VersaLifts V2 Heel Lifts aren't here to help you get higher, the athletic shoe inserts are here to help you get lower. Made for people who want to squat deep, but have limited ankle mobility (yes, apparently there is...

Bike Frame Sweat Net for Indoor Cycling

$10.99 Amazon »

The Bicycle Trainer Sweat Net from RockBros looks kind of like a diaper for your Peloton, bike trainer, or other stationary exercise bike. Except rather than keeping the bike's unsavory fluids in, the Sweat Net is designed...

RENPHO Smart Body Measuring Tape

$29.99 Amazon »

The RENPHO Smart Body Measuring Tape reminds me of the fitness tests I used to have to take each year during elementary school PE. A timed mile run. Pullups. The Sit & Reach box o' flexibility. And the...for lack of knowing...

STOIC Active Standing Mat

$169 - $429 monkii »

Are you STOIC enough to work standing on a plank of nails? Cook as your feet and ankles stay active atop a Redwoods forest bed? Home school while balancing on and fidgeting through Flathead River rocks? monkii's STOIC...

Ghost Pacer Holographic Workout Partner

$229 - $249 Kickstarter »

One thing I suck at is running. So the Ghost Pacer, a mixed reality headset that projects a holographic workout partner to pace, challenge, motivate, and improve your running game, would seem pretty damn cool to me if...

The SHIIT Workout: Get Fit While You Sh*t

$10.66 Amazon »

You've heard of HIIT, right? That's High. Intensity. Interval. Training. Well get ready for some next level shit added to your HIIT. And I'm not just talkin' shit. I'm talkin' SHIIT. Your bathroom reader is about to become...

Theragun Mini Muscle Massager

$189 Amazon »

The one thing missing from my backpack: a jackhammer for my back. AKA the Theragun Mini, Theragun's portable version of their professional-level muscle massager that takes no knot or fascial adhesion prisoners...

Conquer Adjustable Height Cycling Trainer Desk

$139.95 Amazon »

Adjustable height cycling trainer desk? Looks more like an adjustable height cycling trainer airplane tray table. But for the cyclists I know who are serious about turning their road bikes into stationary bikes so they...

Bodyweight Exercise Cards

$19.99 Amazon »

Even if you don't have a lot of workout space in your home, I'll be you have room for these 2 things: a deck of cards; and your body. Bodyweight Exercise Cards invite you to hit the deck with mix-and-match fitness sessions...

Sling Shot Original - Weightlifting Strength Band

$62.70 Amazon »

The Sling Shot Original is kind of a weightlifting spotter and trainer in one. The kind that helps you bench 10% to 15% more than you normally would. The kind that stabilizes your form and reinforces proper technique...

Bello Digital Belly Fat Scanner

$189 Bello »

It's called Bello. Because the portable device is a belly fat scanner and "decoder." And also because that's probably what you're going to do when you see its results, and read what it has to say about all that damning...

AFIXT Magnetic Water Bottle Holder

Discontinued

While the world is full of cup holders and flat surfaces, there are still times, especially at the gym, when you've got nowhere decent to store your water bottle. Or else you've found a great spot, but it's way over there...

Beurer Infrared Heat Lamp for Pain Management & Relief

Discontinued

For once, seeing red can take you to a happy place. The Beurer Infrared Heat Lamp provides Red Light Therapy you can direct towards various angry body parts to ease colds, muscle tension and soreness, and aches and pains...

The Friendly Swede Zipper Sweatband

$14.99 Amazon »

Zippered sweatbands, just another friendly gesture from your Friendly Swede. These sweat-catching wrist and ankle elastics come in sets of two, each with a lined pouch for storing keys, bills, credit cards, or even your...

Coros PACE GPS Multi-Sport Smartwatch

$199.99 Amazon »

The PACE GPS Multi-Sport Smartwatch from Coros is for all you go-getter athletes and triathletes, heptathletes and decathletes, and Netflix binge watchers who want to know what kind of altitude and heart rate change you...

Phone Storage Water Bottle

Sold Out Amazon »

If your workout allows for carrying or keeping a water bottle nearby, I'm sure it also allows for a separate place to stash your phone and other personal items. But if you can combine the two, and keep everything together...

Tracer360 Illuminated & Reflective Vest

$59.95 Amazon »

Ride safely, and rave brightly, my friends. The Tracer360 is an athletic vest designed to provide 360-degree illumination, reflectivity, and fluorescence. It has 6 user-controlled solid LED colors - red, blue, purple...

My Pen is Huge Golf Towel

$21.95 Amazon »

You may have shot a 70 on the golf course last weekend, but, but my pen is huge! Look at your tiny little pencil d-...oodler next to my big fat co-...lor scribbler...

Gaiam Restore Finger Massager

$9.39 Amazon »

I don't know, that dude sticking his thumb inside the Gaiam Restore Finger Massager looks a little questionable. Maybe not quite as ill-advised as me sticking my hand down the garbage disposal to retrieve food I didn't...

PocketBands - Key Pocket Runner's Wristband

Discontinued

Pocketbands come in handy - or rather, wristy - for runners, hikers, and others on the move who want to travel light and leave their world behind, but also need to travel with they keys and means to get back into that...