Accessories

Breathing Buddha for Guided Visual Meditation

$21.95 Amazon »

The Breathing Buddha provides guided visual meditations for adults and kiddos alike. If successful, he will hone mindfulness, relieve stress and anxiety, and help you sleep. What a guy! Not to mention a perfect gift to...

PowerDot 2.0 Electrical Muscle Stimulation Device

$159 - $349 Amazon »

There's a new electric muscle stimulator pod on the block! Therabody developed their PowerDot 2.0 line as a lightweight and portable solution for sore, spent, and pain-ridden athletes and fitness enthusiasts. I bet the...

n.o.w. Tone Therapy - Yoga for Your Mind

$179 Amazon »

Want 30 minutes' worth of meditation in 3 minutes? Want it n.o.w.? Solu's New Origin Waveform Tone Therapy feels you, and hopes to make you feel better, with their n.o.w. "Yoga for Your Mind" sound-based calming, centering...

Hip-Fin Hip Flexor Release Tool

$59.99 Amazon »

My hips don't lie...they frickin' hurt. Tight, ropey, maybe not quite ready for Hip-Fin levels of pain to release them, but, hey. If it's agony for minutes and ecstasy for days thereafter, I'm dude enough to take it...

Rolflex Arm & Leg Massager

$79.95 - $99.95 Amazon »

Feel the benefits...and the torture...of foam rolling from anywhere with the Rolflex Arm & Leg Massager. You can even focus the brutality on forearms and triceps, calves and inner thighs, and other arm and leg areas that...

Jumbo Digital Wall Clock

$229 Amazon »

Bring the basketball court or boxing ring to your home...without actually installing a basketball court or boxing ring in your home with this jumbo digital wall clock. This thing, like another word with almost the exact...

Thumb Saver Trigger Point Massage Tool

$6.99 - $7.99 Amazon »

Uuuhhh, now where does that plastic thumb go again? Up my a...bductors? OK, I'm down, Thumb Saver trigger point massage tool. I've always had tight hips. Actually, could you go in a little? Just more towards that center...

Wrist Buddy Yoga Blocks

$41.70 - $44.81 Amazon »

There's always room for improvement in yoga, and apparently there is also always room for improvement in yoga gear. These Wrist Buddy Yoga Blocks described themselves as "the ultimate ergonomic upgrade for maximum wrist...

OMORPHO MicroLoad Weighted Sports & Fitness Clothing

OMORPHO weighted sports and fitness clothing won't just omorpho you into a whole new level of athlete, or human with a hot, ripped body. But the line of "MicroLoad"-enhanced tops and bottoms could give you an edge as...

FITLY Minimalist Running Pack

$59 - $79 Amazon »

While I maintain a policy of running only in emergency situations, such as being about to miss a flight, or beating people who look like they're headed into the same line or restaurant I am, I do understand others run...

NormaTec 2.0 Legs - Air Compression Leg Massagers

$699 Amazon »

Who is this Norma and what does she know about air compression tech that's going to hug-massage my legs into a state of warm bliss? (Whilst simultaneously, and delightfully, making my lower half look like the proton-pack-blasted...

Chi Swing Machine

$308 Amazon »

Daiwa says their Vitality Swing, a chi swing machine, provides "passive exercise," and I don't know if that's true or possible, but I sure do like the sound of it. When in use, the machine sways back and forth, creating...

Innova Advanced Heat & Massage Inversion Table

$199.95 Amazon »

How do you ruin a massage? Make me get it in various states of hanging upside down. An advanced heat and massage inversion table, Innova? Who am I, Batman?...

Back Stretcher with Infrared Heating Pad

Discontinued

Whose back is jacked? UTK's adjustable back stretcher comes topped with an infrared heating pad to provide additional muscular release and relaxation as you lengthen your spine, and let loose the cricks from your lumbar...

VersaLifts V2 Heel Lift Inserts

$28.99 Amazon »

VersaLifts V2 Heel Lifts aren't here to help you get higher, the athletic shoe inserts are here to help you get lower. Made for people who want to squat deep, but have limited ankle mobility (yes, apparently there is...

Bike Frame Sweat Net for Indoor Cycling

$11.99 Amazon »

The Bicycle Trainer Sweat Net from RockBros looks kind of like a diaper for your Peloton, bike trainer, or other stationary exercise bike. Except rather than keeping the bike's unsavory fluids in, the Sweat Net is designed...

RENPHO Smart Body Measuring Tape

$31.99 Amazon »

The RENPHO Smart Body Measuring Tape reminds me of the fitness tests I used to have to take each year during elementary school PE. A timed mile run. Pullups. The Sit & Reach box o' flexibility. And the...for lack of knowing...

STOIC Active Standing Mat

$169 - $429 monkii »

Are you STOIC enough to work standing on a plank of nails? Cook as your feet and ankles stay active atop a Redwoods forest bed? Home school while balancing on and fidgeting through Flathead River rocks? monkii's STOIC...

Ghost Pacer Holographic Workout Partner

$229 - $249 Kickstarter »

One thing I suck at is running. So the Ghost Pacer, a mixed reality headset that projects a holographic workout partner to pace, challenge, motivate, and improve your running game, would seem pretty damn cool to me if...

The SHIIT Workout: Get Fit While You Sh*t

$10.99 Amazon »

You've heard of HIIT, right? That's High. Intensity. Interval. Training. Well get ready for some next level shit added to your HIIT. And I'm not just talkin' shit. I'm talkin' SHIIT. Your bathroom reader is about to become...

Theragun Mini Muscle Massager

$179 Amazon »

The one thing missing from my backpack: a jackhammer for my back. AKA the Theragun Mini, Theragun's portable version of their professional-level muscle massager that takes no knot or fascial adhesion prisoners...

Conquer Adjustable Height Cycling Trainer Desk

$129 Amazon »

Adjustable height cycling trainer desk? Looks more like an adjustable height cycling trainer airplane tray table. But for the cyclists I know who are serious about turning their road bikes into stationary bikes so they...

Bodyweight Exercise Cards

Sold Out Amazon »

Even if you don't have a lot of workout space in your home, I'll be you have room for these 2 things: a deck of cards; and your body. Bodyweight Exercise Cards invite you to hit the deck with mix-and-match fitness sessions...

Sling Shot Original - Weightlifting Strength Band

$62.70 Amazon »

The Sling Shot Original is kind of a weightlifting spotter and trainer in one. The kind that helps you bench 10% to 15% more than you normally would. The kind that stabilizes your form and reinforces proper technique...