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CrossFit Reptile Calf Sleeves

By: on July 25, 2015

Seems like a lot of dudes dig showing off their CrossFit goose eggs, but if you're not a lot of dudes...or your girlfriend doesn't want you meeting her parents at the family lake house with bludgeoned shins...maybe you would like a pair of Guroo Active's CrossFit Reptile Calf Sleeves.

The leg sheaths were developed to avert shin bruising and gouging during both CrossFit and weightlifting pursuits. "Scaled" fronts help protect against abrasions form barbells, box jumps, and rope climbs. Anterior panels are also padded to cushion exposed shins on contact. On the flip side calf sleeves have a high spandex mesh to provide compression without cutting off circulation or airflow. Stitching is flat lock so there are no raised seams that might press into your skin during wear.

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Phoozy Smartphone Thermal Capsule

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Black Fire Compression Sleeves

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I was surprised at how many of the reviews for cut-resistant Kevlar sleeves aren't from motorcyclists, welders, mechanics, or even landscapers, but from pet groomers, cat owners, and, uh, people who work with the elderly...

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SISU War Hammer

$125 from Rogue Fitness »

SISU! is the Finnish word for stubborn determination, and an appropriate moniker for a 28-pound War Hammer that has a predominantly fitness-based application, but could also wallop the ever loving Fuck You out of the...

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$74.99 from Amazon »

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$199.95 from Amazon »

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The title What Doesn't Kill Us: How Freezing Water, Extreme Altitude and Environmental Conditioning Will Renew Our Lost Evolutionary Strength pretty much does it for a synopsis of investigative journalist Scott Carney's...