Star Wars Stormtrooper Samsung POWERbot Vacuum
The Stormtrooper Samsung POWERbot Vacuum is a self-driving machine. It navigates using Samsung's Visionary Mapping Plus and Full View 2.0 sensor, which the company says allow it to follow and optimal cleaning path and dodge obstacles. The accompanying POWERbot app displays a map of where Vader the Maid has been that day.
If you don't trust your minion of the Galactic Empire to vacuum at will, you can also use your phone and a WiFi connection to control it remotely with Smart Home or Samsung Connect. Or use Amazon Alexa or Google Assistant to order it around with your voice.
Additional Stormtrooper POWERbot features include the Edge Clean Master, a shutter that extends suck up debris from corners and wall edges, and - oh yeah - Star Wars movie-inspired sound effects.
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