Combination Bottle Lock
All those times I bring a bottle of vodka to work for lunch and some d-bag from HR sneaks into the freezer and takes a few swigs like I'm not going to notice? Gone. And, at $14.99, the Bottle Lock is way cheaper than nailing him with a security camera or emotionally scarring booby trap. The lock's simple, user-set 3-digit combination is also an effective way to dissuade top-shelf pilfering teenagers, and that one parasitic housemate everyone denies having invited to move in. The stainless steel Bottle Lock fits most booze and wine bottle spouts.
Anyone who feels as strongly about protecting their ice cream as they do about securing their alcohol should also check out the Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Lock.
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