I wish I had spring chicken status that would plant the original debut of the original Sega Genesis Console square before my time, but, sadly, it's a comeback whose initial rise to popularity I remember well. 1989 is back boys and girls, and it's jam packed with 80 built-in games, from Sega classics such as Sonic the Hedgehog and Golden Axe, to bonuses like Jewel and Mahjong. Awww yeah, Mahjong, how'd you know I've been jonesing for some ancient Chinese tile action gone 1980s 16-bit?
So teenagers and twenty-somethings, enjoy this oldfangled little piece of Gen X technology. Just don't get too smug or condescending of Sega Genesis--another decade, maybe less, and the self-important hipster geeks who take your place on the age spectrum will be mocking the juvenile graphics and simplistic gameplay of the XBOX One and PlayStation 4.