Mass Effect Salarian Statue
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Fast-thinking, fast-talking, and fast-moving collide with suspended animation with this hand painted Salarian Statue. And just in time for the next probable Mass Effect 3 content upgrade.
An apparent misfire by Sony Hong Kong gives Mass Effect 3 fans a bit of good news. The next chunk of downloadable content for the 2012 game release will be a multiplayer pack called "Rebellion". According to the accidental disclosure:
"The Rebellion Multiplayer Expansion opens two new fronts against the Reapers: Firebase Jade's jungle reservoir and Firebase Goddess on Thessia.
"In-game reinforcement packs now include three new weapons as well as equipment, consumables, and six new classes: Quarian Engineer and Infiltrator, Vorcha Soldier and Sentinel, Phoenix Adept and Vanguard. The battle continues - hold the line!"
Like true Salarians, the painted statues' availability will have a short life span. Only 15 were made for the edition, which began selling on May 1, 2012. However, Monster Caesar Studios also sells its hand-molded and hand-cast base statue as a kit for buyer's choice painting and decorating. An unpainted Salarian costs a mere $24.50. All models are pressure cast using high grade resin, and measure 2" x 5.5" x 1.8".
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