Swearball invites you to "Give a flying F*%K." In fact, fling one. Hard. Inside this soft, squishy, grapefruit-sized ball lies a recordable sound module. Squeeze the ball to activate it, unleash up to 20 seconds of insults, profanities, and suggestions of where the catcher can stick the Swearball, and then let 'er rip.
When Swearball lands, it will immediately play back your sentiments.
After last year's poor showing by pretty much the entire marketing staff, they decided to make my office holiday party dry this year. I've been dreading it, but with a Swearball in tow it might not be so bad after all....
Swearballs come packed with batteries and the ability to record new and fun statements about fucking motherfuckers, dickhead sons of bitches, and steaming radioactive piles of shit that contaminate and kill the souls of everyone they touch, over and over...and over!...again.
The Swearball is a top Dude Novelty Gift pick.