Entertainment

Eggboards Mini Longboard Cruiser Skateboard

$119 - $139 from Amazon »

Eggboards had to have come from the mind of an egghead. Someone who wanted to bring all the pleasures of longboarding to a cruiser skateboard that doesn't require schlepping around a 40+" deck. At 19" long x 9" wide...

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker: The Visual Dictionary

$14.99 from Amazon »

When it comes to Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker: The Visual Dictionary, I hope a picture, meaning one single picture, is worth a thousand words to you, because that's all I got. Released on December 20, 2019, the latest...

Drop the Mic Microphone - Drop & Play Your Recording

$17.95 from Amazon »

Drop the mic on the holiday season with a recorded Ho! Ho! Ho! that plays back all Ho! Ho! Ho! when you...drop the mic...

Blade Hawks RGB Extended Gaming Mouse Pad

$19.99 from Amazon »

What happened to the days when all kids wanted for Christmas was their 2 front teeth? Now it's video games, gaming consoles, game controllers, and, for those who know their Uncle Dude isn't spending more than $30 on them...

Speaking American: How Y'all, Youse, and You Guys Talk

$49.79 from Amazon »

What is Speaking American? I'll answer the question with more questions. What do you call the shoes you wear to work out in? What's the name for when people put a bunch of their old, unwanted crap on their lawn and try...

How to Take Better D*ck Pics Than the Average Bro

$4.99 from Amazon »

How to Take Better Dick Pics Than the Average Bro is probably like all the other self-help and how-to books out there: they spend 80% of the pages talking about what your problem is and what they're gonna tell you about...

UBTECH Mythical Series: Unicornbot Kit

$73.43 from Amazon »

While UBTECH appears to be marketing their Mythical Series: Unicornbot Kit to young lady STEM enthusiasts, I happen to know a not-so-young...OK, young-at-heart lady named She-Ra: Princess of Power who might like this...

Wine Barrel Dartboard

$265 from Amazon »

Darts, a great game of skill that, like all great games of skill, is only made better by the addition of a barrel of wine. You can choose whether you want your barrel full and ready for the wine thief in the bunghole*...

Tumi Ishi Wood Rock Balancing Blocks

$42.29 from Amazon »

Bring the rocky beach and mountain hikes to your desktop with Tumi Ishi Wood Rock Balancing Blocks. "Tumi ishi" is Japanese for piled stones, and refers to the precarious art of stone balancing in nature. These handsome...

Squishy Human Body 3D Anatomy Puzzle

$17.32 from Amazon »

Squishy Human Body? Squishy Human Body?! Cut me a break, 3D anatomy puzzle. It's the holidays, someone brings sweet treats to the office every single damn day, and both my wife and my mama are excellent cooks!...

Right Or Racist: The Party Game About Stereotypes

$25 from Amazon »

Hey everyone, still in search of the perfect party game for the holidays? Right Or Racist has multi-generational Christmas dinner, multi-cultural families meeting for the first time, and especially office holiday parties...

Twerking Santa Claus

$16.84 from Amazon »

Twerking Santa Claus and his rump-shakin' special sauce aren't new for this Christmas season, but the fact that he's back on the shelves means something even better: the booty bouncer is well on his way to becoming a...

The Art of Star Wars Rebels Limited Edition

$69.99 from Amazon »

Empire, the Rebels are coming for you...again...and this time in "a beautiful slipcase with illuminating lights and sound effects of igniting lightsabers when the case opens!" The Art of Star Wars Rebels is a forthcoming...

LG HU85LA Laser 4K CineBeam Projector Home Theater

$5,506.49 from Amazon »

Thrifty holiday shoppers will hock a loogie in disgust at the cost of LG's HU85LA Laser 4K CineBeam Projector Home Theater but the many of us who like to dream, and the few who have Santa Claus sacks of cash large enough...

Hi-Fi: The History of High-End Audio Design

$109.02 from Amazon »

Audiophiles, if you don't feel geeked out enough listening to your extensive vinyl collection on a vintage B&O record player every night, Hi-Fi: The History of High-end Audio Design will help round out your analog sound...

Star Wars How Not to Get Eaten by Ewoks

$11.24 from Amazon »

Star Wars may never be able to teach us everything it knows, but with How Not to Get Eaten by Ewoks and Other Galactic Survival Skills it's at least going to help us navigate the galaxy's myriad dangers without ending...

Lair: Radical Homes and Hideouts of Movie Villains

$42.06 from Amazon »

Lair poses a most pensive question: "Why do bad guys live in good houses?" Then, over the next 290 pages of its exploration of the Radical Homes and Hideouts of Movie Villains, the book makes no attempt to answer it...

Formula 1 Slot Car Racetrack

$20k - $30k from RM Sotheby's »

Formula 1 die hards might be the only ones willing to bid on this 1:32 scale Formula 1 Slot Car Racetrack up for auction, but anyone who's a fan of the sport - or of replicas, or of cool shit in general - can appreciate...

Kano Star Wars The Force Coding Kit

$21.69 from Amazon »

Does The Force live inside your young Jedis? With the Kano Star Wars The Force Coding Kit, you'll be able to test their dedication midi-chlorian count, or at least their attention span and skills for coding, as they build...

Life-Size Alien Queen Wall Sculpture

$1,600 from Sideshow »

Just add a Santa hat and it's Merry Christmas, ya filthy Alien! ready to deck your halls with the most queenly of holiday decor...

Goat Yoga Party Game

$22.50 from Amazon »

If you weren't sure if yoga could get any worse than goat yoga, or party games any worse than your cousin's vaping intervention, baaaaad news on both fronts: the Goat Yoga Party Game...

I Need a New Butt!

$5.50 from Amazon »

The name of the book is I Need a New Butt! And the refrain of the book is I Need a New Butt! Because the one I have is defective. It has a crack...

Mega Construx Masters of the Universe Castle Grayskull

$164.18 from Amazon »

I know what my wife, She-Ra: Princess of Power, is going to say about the Mega Construx Masters of the Universe Castle Grayskull. Where the Whispering Woods is the Crystal Castle version?...

TrueBalance Coordination Game

$10.99 - $29.99 from Amazon »

I don't need a handheld Jenga tower to tell me I've got no TrueBalance. Walking up the steps with my mug of coffee does that just about every morning...