Dragon Evolution Sword
I think it's fair to say that any sword that calls itself The Dragon Evolution Sword, but advertises that it features a double dragon pommel..."with letter opener" is not the type of sword that could actually slay a dragon. Or possibly even give him a paper cut. (But check out what it does to the envelope on my birthday card from Aunt Jan!)
But if you're looking for a 33-1/2" piece of medieval-fantasy-marked metal with a blood groove and lasered symbol on its blade to hang on your wall or use to mock duel with your reflection in your mama's full length mirror, the Dragon Evolution sword has your name written all over it.