Problem 1: Now that I have a girlfriend again, I have been reminded how irritating it is in the summer when we walk by a bunch of brotards playing sand volleyball and She-Ra: Princess of Power is so distracted by their spikes and grunts and flexing 6-packs that she doesn't hear a word of the detailed report I'm giving her of my last game of Call of Duty. Problem 2: The nutrition information on a pack of Oreos is for a serving size of 3 cookies. 3! Given that I eat Oreos by the sleeve, that is some buuuullll shit.
To recap: my problems are twofold in that I feel compelled to grow a 6-pack in order to stop my girlfriend from running off with a brotard volleyball player, but I can't do that by eating mass quantities of Oreos and Pringles as afternoon snacks. But thanks to the Internet and some polls I conducted on girls who looked good in yoga pants, I have found some food that is both easy on the male gut, simple to acquire, nil on the preparation requirements, and can mostly be eaten by the sleeve. Or bag, box, carton, bar.....
Here are my picks for 10 Healthy Snacks That Don't Suck.
(Note: All items' prices are listed as they were at printing. Prices are subject to change.)