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Dude's most popular products of 2018 followed some very surprising trends. Weapons. Dinosaurs. Survival gear. Star Wars. Sexy time. Crazy, right? It's almost like that year when the most popular name for parents to give their baby boys was James...

But Wait, There's More: Gifts with Hidden Surprises

The gifts with hidden surprises here go beyond chewy centers (though I do include a stuffed waffle maker you could use to make chewy centers both surprising and mind-blowing again.) They're gifts nice enough at first...

It's just a little crush. Or is it a big crush? A tortuous, all-consuming, restless-nights-of-pining crush? A crush you feel like you'd do absolutely anything for...except sit them down, look them in the eye, and tell them how you feel?...

The Best Backhanded Gifts

Another way to think of the best backhanded gifts is the best gifts for people you don't like, only sort of like, have a love / hate relationship with, or have a beef with, but who for whatever reason you still have to...

Deck the halls with...life-size cardboard cutouts of characters from your favorite Christmas movies! Plus a few more generic options with empty faces primed and ready for your holiday party photo ops...

That's a Wrap - The Best Christmas Movie Themed Gifts

I mean that's a wrap...job. Box up a piece of your favorite person's favorite Christmas movie and cover it with festive paper and shiny string. These Christmas movie themed gifts give fans the opportunity to take a token...

Big picture, no. Villains do not deserve gifts or treats or brown paper packages tied up with string. They're mean. They're hateful. They're evil. But. They're also necessary. For without evil, there would be no good. No superheroes. No fairy tales. No happy endings...

The Best Gifts for Women in 2018

Figuring out the best gifts for women in 2018 shouldn't have been too hard for me. It's not like my wife is subtle about telling me what she wants. Or writing her Christmas gift wish list on an 8-1/2" x 11" piece of paper...

Another year. Another buying season. Another collection of the best gifts for men. But my collection. My gifts. Well...

The Best Handmade Gifts

Obviously the best handmade gift you can give someone this year is a piece of pottery made by a sexy lady and the ghost of her (even sexier!) murdered lover. But. In absence of that, the following handmade gifts are pretty...

Before putting together a list of unique gifts for $50 or less, I spent some time thinking about what the dollar-or-less number should be. How much do people spend on gifts, and on individual gifts, these days? I feel like $20 used to be a good price - not so expensive it leaves behind a scar, but...

Sexy Instant Noodle Lid Stopper Figurines

Just when you thought your Cup Noodles and microwave Ramen couldn't get any sexier, the geniuses at the Japanese brand FuRyu went and made this series of instant noodle lid stopper figurines. The ladies range in appearance...

Ain't nothing quite like the warmth of a woman, but a pair of the best slippers in the land isn't a bad second for men who want to keep toasty and cozy this winter. At least from the ankles down...

The Best Secret Santa Gifts for $20 or Less

I'm rounding up the best Secret Santa gifts for $20 or less in a separate pen than the best white elephant gifts for $20 or less because these gift exchanges and 2 different beasts. And not just because one is an obese...

Some relish the thought of participating in a white elephant gift exchange, envisioning the gags and pranks they'll pull, the equal parts hilarity and awkwardness that will ensue when the boss ends up with the Flowering Penis Mug and Ajax with the Deadpool Chia Pet. This collection of white elephant...

The Best Gifts for Foodies

Gastronomes? Gourmands? Epicures? Culinarians? Nah, just call them foodies. Wouldn't want anyone thinking they're elitist snobs, after all...

It's only begrudgingly that my compilation of the best Advent calendars includes any that aren't filled with chocolates. Because forget crap plastic toys and dumb erasers straight out of the gum ball machine! For me, the only thing that I can look forward to as much as Christmas itself is a daily...

The Best Luxury Gifts for Men

My sense is that most people looking at the best luxury gifts for men are not made of money. They're the people hoping to be on the receiving end of the people made of money. Myself included - how do you think I got the...

A little Accio wand! for you? No, your new Harry Potter wand doesn't want to do magic outside the hand of its rightful wizard? Well, here's hoping it's made of chocolate like those in these series of Harry Potter spell casters. At least then if the wand denies you your Expecto Patronum! you can just...

The Best Coffee Table Books for Men

The best coffee table books for men cover all of our favorite topics. Booze. Cars. Boobies. Star Wars. No need to complicate things, or pander to anyone else when it comes to decorating your bachelor pad...or the one...

Right about now, some of us are searching for a last-minute Halloween costume. While others of us are simply searching for a new look. I think Neon Nightlife's series of scary light-up masks nicely accommodates both parties...

DIY Hot Sauce Challenge

First We Feast's Hot Ones brings me so much joy. Who'd have thought feeding celebrities 10 hot-sauce-slathered chicken wings of increasing spice levels, up to Scoville units that make them swear and sweat and snot all...

I think it almost might be easier to narrow down the best men's T-shirts overall than it is to dive into the murky waters of the best men's black and white t-shirts. As simple as a plain black T-shirt or a plain white T-shirt sounds, these tees are some of the most complex and polarizing articles...

Tarantula Dog Halloween Costumes

Know what a Tarantula Dog Halloween costume means? Not four, not eight, but twelve furry legs scampering across the floor, wreaking havoc, and climbing up (well, humping) your leg this year...