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Hit the Break - the Spring Break - in 2020 with these Spring Break essentials and you'll be cruising like a boss through your week of beachdom, partydom, and hot-ass-girl-and-boydom. My picks have been hand-selected to assist you in your enjoyment of the sun, the booze, and the booty...

Pod Culture: Fun & Funky AirPods Cases

These fun & funky AirPods cases are all pop culture parodies that remind me of yet another way in which Apple AirPods are no different than any other Apple product. They're an Apple product that opens the floodgates for...

And when I say "weirdly flavored snacks," I'm not just talking about food layered, infused, injected, or covered in bacon. Bacon has had its run as the surprise and offbeat addition to your favorite sweet and savory treats. These are the new taste bud bogglers in town...

Microbe Smackdown: Germ Busters, Sanitizers & Purifiers

They say the best way to fight the coronavirus is to wash your hands. But what fun is that? Germ busting via hand-washing requires no fancy gadgets. No special sanitizers. No multi-filtered medical-grade purifiers revered...

Dude's must see products for a cold and lifeless January 2020 had you dreaming of summer road trips in luxury camping trailers and taking out your aggressions by whipping stingers and unleashing the kraken. Thankfully the month ended on a happy note, with everyone soothed into a state of cuteness...

Your Move: Gear That Makes Loading & Hauling Easier

Your move. It might be across town with a load of boxes for your new place. It might be up the stairs hauling a new mattress and box spring, or down the street hauling some extra mulch to the neighbors. Loading up the...

December was all about the Ho, ho, ho! The Happy New Year! This is...2020. And, like every holiday season, and every season in general around here, the Luuuuke! I am your father, and the Weeee! Boobies and crotches! Enjoy Dude's must see products for December 2019, the final month of the decade's...

What You Need to Host a Badass New Year's Eve Party

Think of this as what you need to host a badass New Year's Eve party in addition to your 2 primary ingredients of booze and food. These 2020 NYE party supplies fall into 6 major categories: food, as in food prep or service...

It may not happen often, but when the time comes that we need the same gift for everyone, or at least a few to several people, we're often left wondering what the universal appeal to give all of them. Maybe it's your employees or co-workers. Nieces and nephews prone to jealousy. Groomsmen or bridesmaids...

Quirky Gifts Everyone Will Be Talking About

While some of these quirky gifts could be considered white elephant gift contenders, most of them aren't, or at least aren't intended to be, gag gifts. They're just deliberately a little left of center. They proudly march...

And I mean very NSFW. I mean, it's not like I came across* these 10 images I can't believe are allowed on Amazon because I was searching for porn, boobies, or sex toys on Amazon. I was just minding my own business, perusing the site for gifts and gear I thought my fellow dudes would like to take...

Put It in a Sock! Stocking Stuffers for 2019

I thought about doing a guide to stocking stuffers for 2019 entitled, "Stuff to Put in a Sock That Will Make Them Tell You to Put a Sock in It...or Shove It up Your..." But, the Christmas spirit has touched me. Or at...

Some gifts are best left to Santa. But sexy gifts, especially sexy gifts for that someone special, those gifts are Baby Jesus territory all the way...

Dude's Must See Products for November 2019

November went in with a chainsaw and out with a Santy Claus. Well, more like a must see carving knife shaped like a chainsaw, and a big red sack of holiday gift guides that expect you to make like the Big S. - in one...

Politically charged and controversial gifts for are the solution to everyone's holiday conundrum: how do I make tense times with my family, co-workers, and the UPS delivery guy worse?...

Tasteful Giving: The Best Food Gifts

The gobble, gobble of the holiday season is in full swing! But if you would, take a quick pause from stuffing your own piehole to consider how you might win this year's gift exchange by stuffing the pieholes of others...

Whether you need gifts for women aplenty, or just a single gift for a single special lady this holiday season, a deeply thoughtful gift for your true love, a grand gesture for the best mom ever, or a begrudging brown paper package for Becky, I hope you'll find what you're looking for here in my glorious...

Go for (Almost) Broke: Gifts Over $100 but Under $500

My list of gifts for over $100 but under $500 exists because you want to give him / her / they / it a "nice" gift this year. And you happen to know "nice" to your boyfriend / wife / personal trainer / golden doodle doesn't...

A gift for the man you love. Swag for the bros you owe. A big fat merry present for the dad, the boss, the son, and all the rest of the dudes on your holiday gift list. You'll find all your gifts for men here...

Thrifty & Thoughtful: The Best Gifts for $25 or Less

I figured it would be tough to do a round up of gifts for $25 or less this year, but over the 12 months, I've actually posted dozens and dozens of pieces of tech and gear, tools and supplies, and trinkets and gadgets...

It's not just a Dirty Santa gift exchange or a White Elephant party this year, it's a Dirty Dirty Santa gift exchange or a Black White Elephant party. And if it's not, grab one of these questionable, sexual, offensive and / or poo-tiful presents as your contribution and make it so...

Deck the Halls: Holiday Decor & Supplies for 2019

Deck the halls...and the living room. Also, the kitchen gets its own Christmas tree and every window sill a candle flickering bright (via 2 x AA batteries, of course.) Poinsettias and holly-trimmed linen replace the succulents...

I'da thought Dude's must see products for October 2019 woulda been all about Halloween, but the holiday took just a supporting role in the month's most popular gear, tech, and random stuff roundup. Christmas even started rearing its ugly head here, with some decidedly December items gaining as many...

Gifts to Give Someone You're About to Break Up With

Breakup gifts can present themselves in a few different forms. 1) You know you want to end things with your s.o., but his / her birthday is coming up and you can't do it right before. Therefore, you need a gift to give...