Buyer's Guides

Obviously the best handmade gift you can give someone this year is a piece of pottery made by a sexy lady and the ghost of her (even sexier!) murdered lover. But. In absence of that, the following handmade gifts are pretty good alternatives...

Unique Gifts for $50 or Less

Before putting together a list of unique gifts for $50 or less, I spent some time thinking about what the dollar-or-less number should be. How much do people spend on gifts, and on individual gifts, these days? I feel...

Just when you thought your Cup Noodles and microwave Ramen couldn't get any sexier, the geniuses at the Japanese brand FuRyu went and made this series of instant noodle lid stopper figurines. The ladies range in appearance from sexy and innocent to sexy and playful to sexy and devilish to sexy and...

The Best Slippers for Men

Ain't nothing quite like the warmth of a woman, but a pair of the best slippers in the land isn't a bad second for men who want to keep toasty and cozy this winter. At least from the ankles down...

I'm rounding up the best Secret Santa gifts for $20 or less in a separate pen than the best white elephant gifts for $20 or less because these gift exchanges and 2 different beasts. And not just because one is an obese man who eats like a Hoover vacuum, and the other a majestic 6-ton animal that...

White Elephant Gifts for $20 or Less

Some relish the thought of participating in a white elephant gift exchange, envisioning the gags and pranks they'll pull, the equal parts hilarity and awkwardness that will ensue when the boss ends up with the Flowering...

Gastronomes? Gourmands? Epicures? Culinarians? Nah, just call them foodies. Wouldn't want anyone thinking they're elitist snobs, after all...

The Best Advent Calendars

It's only begrudgingly that my compilation of the best Advent calendars includes any that aren't filled with chocolates. Because forget crap plastic toys and dumb erasers straight out of the gum ball machine! For me...

My sense is that most people looking at the best luxury gifts for men are not made of money. They're the people hoping to be on the receiving end of the people made of money. Myself included - how do you think I got the idea make a list of such high-end tech and gear, gadget and goodies, and style...

Harry Potter Chocolate Wands

A little Accio wand! for you? No, your new Harry Potter wand doesn't want to do magic outside the hand of its rightful wizard? Well, here's hoping it's made of chocolate like those in these series of Harry Potter spell...

The best coffee table books for men cover all of our favorite topics. Booze. Cars. Boobies. Star Wars. No need to complicate things, or pander to anyone else when it comes to decorating your bachelor pad...or the one room in the house where your wife lets you keep a 65" OLED TV and Sobro Cooler coffee...

Neon Nightlife Scary Light-Up Masks

Right about now, some of us are searching for a last-minute Halloween costume. While others of us are simply searching for a new look. I think Neon Nightlife's series of scary light-up masks nicely accommodates both parties...

First We Feast's Hot Ones brings me so much joy. Who'd have thought feeding celebrities 10 hot-sauce-slathered chicken wings of increasing spice levels, up to Scoville units that make them swear and sweat and snot all over themselves and guzzle milk like a baby to ease the pain, could be such first-rate...

The Best Men's Black & White T-Shirts

I think it almost might be easier to narrow down the best men's T-shirts overall than it is to dive into the murky waters of the best men's black and white t-shirts. As simple as a plain black T-shirt or a plain white...

Know what a Tarantula Dog Halloween costume means? Not four, not eight, but twelve furry legs scampering across the floor, wreaking havoc, and climbing up (well, humping) your leg this year...

Lost Souls Gothic Skull Chair

Ah, a chance to get inside another man's head. Or lady's. Actually, the Lady Lost Souls Gothic Skull Chairs are made 4" bigger in diameter to accurately depict real male-female skull ratios. On average ladies' skulls...

What I really mean is: what to bring on a long flight besides Ambien. Or equivalent, if you're worried Ambien will make you sleepwalk the aisles of the airplane pantsless as the flight attendants try to keep you from devouring the food cart's stash of Almond Roca...

Toilet Paper Holders with Phone Storage Shelf

I look at my phone in the toilet. I look at my phone with sink water sloshed all over it. I look at my phone on the bathroom floor, where it landed when it fell out of my pocket. And I turn my thumbs inward, and I think...

Well, you probably give a little more than zero Fs if you're going to the trouble of flipping a coin to make the decision. But if your wife asks you whether you'd prefer new cloth napkins in sage green or seafoam green, haul out one of these Zero Fs Given decision maker coins to help make the call...

The Best Portable Music Players

From small and simple portable music players made with athletes and workouts in mind, to mildly evolved MP3 players suited to those who still thumb their noses at smartphones, to the audiophile ear candy that are high-end...

The Key Titan puts your lock openers on the lockdown. A neat, compact, jingle-free keychain with a carabiner skeleton, the Key Titan series organizes between 5 and 10 keys into a slim and secure block...

The Coolest Wine & Liquor Decanters

Aeration and filtration be damned! The most important attribute of any wine or liquor decanter is that it looks as dashing as Gosling, as unique as Buscemi, or as badass as The Rock sitting on your bar...

Back to school means new clothes and sneaks! New bags, packs, and cases. And for the college kids, maybe some new dorm or apartment furniture. New sheets for...uh...new fall adventures. New bike lock to replace the one some d-bag on campus cut through before stealing your bike last spring. New headphones...

Air Jordan Sneaker Candles

For years Air Jordan sneakers have been preserved and immortalized in various ways. Some people wear them until their toes pop out the uppers. Some buy two pairs, and keep one boxed in mint condition to pass down to their...