Buyer's Guides

When I say I would buy these 20 items I bought on Amazon 100 times again, I don't mean I would order 100 more of them right now. Even as a hoarder with Amazon Prime shipping, I don't need 101 of any of the products in this list...

Funky Foot Care: Strange Products for Your Feet

Feet. Love 'em or hate 'em, you gotta take care of 'em. And if you're game to give some funky foot care a whirl, these items certainly bring the funk, and are ready to toe jam with you. Enjoy my compilation of strange...

If you weren't into jigsaw puzzles before, maybe these enthralling jigsaw puzzles will change your mind. Or maybe being stuck at home, antsy, bored, anxious, and unable to leave, will be the thing that gets your ass off the couch and over to the dining table, throwin' down the puzzle mat and rarin'...

Fun Things to Do While You're Coronavirus Quarantined

Whether it's a mandatory coronavirus quarantine or a self-imposed coronavirus quarantine, as serious as COVID-19 may be, being stuck at home for any length of time because of it could become seriously boring. And stressful...

The adult baby rompers remind me of a nursery rhyme. Put a onesie on a lady, she'll be a twosie before long / a threesie if she's up for it, with a forgy comin' on strong...

Dude's Must See Products for February 2020

Dude's must see products for February 2020 were a lot of bark (the sh*t, f*@k, and sonofab#*ch kind) and even a little bite. A T-Rex-sized bite. But if you let him, one Rex promises, just the tip. Come on! It was Valentine's...

Coronavirus, Coronavirus, Coronavirus! These days it seems like the disease will latch onto your life like Beetlejuice just by saying its name. But even as COVID-19, the illness caused by the coronavirus, spreads across the world, there are several things you can do to protect yourself from contracting...

Hit the Break: Spring Break Essentials

Hit the Break - the Spring Break - in 2020 with these Spring Break essentials and you'll be cruising like a boss through your week of beachdom, partydom, and hot-ass-girl-and-boydom. My picks have been hand-selected to...

These fun & funky AirPods cases are all pop culture parodies that remind me of yet another way in which Apple AirPods are no different than any other Apple product. They're an Apple product that opens the floodgates for the creation of a million non-Apple products made to enhance, protect, or accessorize...

Taste Bud Bogglers: Weirdly Flavored Snacks

And when I say "weirdly flavored snacks," I'm not just talking about food layered, infused, injected, or covered in bacon. Bacon has had its run as the surprise and offbeat addition to your favorite sweet and savory treats...

They say the best way to fight the coronavirus is to wash your hands. But what fun is that? Germ busting via hand-washing requires no fancy gadgets. No special sanitizers. No multi-filtered medical-grade purifiers revered by hospitals and germophobes everywhere for their ability to suck 99.9997%...

Dude's Must See Products for January 2020

Dude's must see products for a cold and lifeless January 2020 had you dreaming of summer road trips in luxury camping trailers and taking out your aggressions by whipping stingers and unleashing the kraken. Thankfully...

Your move. It might be across town with a load of boxes for your new place. It might be up the stairs hauling a new mattress and box spring, or down the street hauling some extra mulch to the neighbors. Loading up the roof with skis and sleds in the winter, hitching up the boat to hit the lake in...

Dude's Must See Products for December 2019

December was all about the Ho, ho, ho! The Happy New Year! This is...2020. And, like every holiday season, and every season in general around here, the Luuuuke! I am your father, and the Weeee! Boobies and crotches! Enjoy...

Think of this as what you need to host a badass New Year's Eve party in addition to your 2 primary ingredients of booze and food. These 2020 NYE party supplies fall into 6 major categories: food, as in food prep or service items; drinks, as in drinking vessels or accessories; decor; music; games;...

What to Give When You Need the Same Gift for Everyone

It may not happen often, but when the time comes that we need the same gift for everyone, or at least a few to several people, we're often left wondering what the universal appeal to give all of them. Maybe it's your...

While some of these quirky gifts could be considered white elephant gift contenders, most of them aren't, or at least aren't intended to be, gag gifts. They're just deliberately a little left of center. They proudly march to the beat of their of their own drum. And in some cases, they simply come...

10 Images I Can't Believe Are Allowed on Amazon (NSFW)

And I mean very NSFW. I mean, it's not like I came across* these 10 images I can't believe are allowed on Amazon because I was searching for porn, boobies, or sex toys on Amazon. I was just minding my own business, perusing...

I thought about doing a guide to stocking stuffers for 2019 entitled, "Stuff to Put in a Sock That Will Make Them Tell You to Put a Sock in It...or Shove It up Your..." But, the Christmas spirit has touched me. Or at least given me a light enough pat that I thought I'd be nice rather than naughty...

Sexy Gifts for that Special Someone (NSFW)

Some gifts are best left to Santa. But sexy gifts, especially sexy gifts for that someone special, those gifts are Baby Jesus territory all the way...

November went in with a chainsaw and out with a Santy Claus. Well, more like a must see carving knife shaped like a chainsaw, and a big red sack of holiday gift guides that expect you to make like the Big S. - in one case the Big Dirty S. - and get buying for your family and friends...

Politically Charged & Controversial Holiday Gifts

Politically charged and controversial gifts for are the solution to everyone's holiday conundrum: how do I make tense times with my family, co-workers, and the UPS delivery guy worse?...

The gobble, gobble of the holiday season is in full swing! But if you would, take a quick pause from stuffing your own piehole to consider how you might win this year's gift exchange by stuffing the pieholes of others. I call it tasteful giving, and this list is all about food gifts. And while it...

Sweeties, Sisters, Mamas & Becky: 2019 Gifts for Women

Whether you need gifts for women aplenty, or just a single gift for a single special lady this holiday season, a deeply thoughtful gift for your true love, a grand gesture for the best mom ever, or a begrudging brown...