Fire Missiles. A cathartic button for your road rage and, ironically, a healthier insert for your car's cigarette lighter slot than a cigarette lighter. Oh no...wait. I just read the Fire Missiles button actually "functions as a cigarette lighter on some vehicles." Some vehicles? Guess smokers will have to leave it up to the fates and karma to decide whether they should be lighting up while driving or not.
When I'm mad at cars around me for doing dumb shit I usually envision an arcade Claw descending from the sky and plucking them off the road. Could whoever made the Fire Missiles button design some sort of crane attachment I can mount to my dashboard or, better, above my windshield next?