The Lean Mean Green Machine
Part superhero transportation, part adult sized go kart, one thing is for sure, this is a suicide machine. But think what fun you'll have right up until the point of death! And then you can have all of your loved ones say, "At least he died doing what he loved."
This bad boy can top 50 mph and if you order now, will fit nicely
under alongside your Christmas tree... if you can still afford one, you stupid idiot! How could you blow your money on something like this? Get your shit together.