$8.49 Amazon »

Plate Dip Clips attach to plates and hold dip. So it won't bleed all over your food before you're ready for it, or nuzzle up to items it isn't meant to touch, or run amok on the flat plate surface and become more of a scrape than a dip. When I go to parties, I would also like to see a Dip Clip presence... [ Read more ▸ ]

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4Record Player Car Air Freshener with Spinning Turntable

Record Player Car Air Freshener with Spinning Turntable

$7.99 - $11.99 Amazon »

Girl, put your records on...because it's smelling like gym socks and month-old Taco Bell up in this car! This record player car air freshener, like many other car air fresheners, attaches to your vent louvers, where it...

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34Edison Bulb Essential Oil Diffuser

Edison Bulb Essential Oil Diffuser

$59.99 - $79.99 Amazon »

This diffuser says, "Sure, Thomas Edison gave us light, but he didn't include a nebulizer to transform essential oils into a fine mist to spread both light and perfume into your home." Which is crazy because I was just...

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Saucemoto In-Car Dip Clip

$7.99 - $19.99 Amazon »

Is the Saucemoto, a dip clip that latches onto the air vent in your car, a solution to or perpetuation of a problem? Do we really want people who have just gotten a 20-piece order of McNuggets and large fries dipping...

Bone Conduction Bluetooth Headphones

$33.73 Amazon »

While it sounds like a calibrated method of torture, bone conduction is actually a natural human feature. When we hear sounds, they reach us by traveling through both our eardrums and our bones. These bone phones...as...

Stuffler Stuffed Waffle Maker

$42.49 Amazon »

Holy Shmi, mother of Vader! I just watched a man stuff his waffle with fried chicken. Built-in chicken & waffles! Made possible by this smoky black feat of deep-dish aluminum and 3D honeycomb, the Stuffler Stuffed Waffle...

Acacia Wood Steak Plate

$20.99 - $24.64 Amazon »

I never would have thought steak and tree bark would be such a mouthwatering pairing, but this Acacia Wood Steak Plate has me drooling for a NY strip laid across my own personal cutting board...

Japanese Floor Mattress

$80.66 - $169.90 Amazon »

Who's up for a roll in the cotton and memory foam? This Japanese Floor Mattress, despite basically being an exotic way to say "futon without the frame", looks enticing. I love my elevated grown man bed and latex grown...

Stovetop Korean BBQ Grill Pan

$31.99 - $39.99 Amazon »

If you haven't had or don't know what Korean BBQ is, click here for a thousand words. Typically, a Korean BBQ is a tabletop-sized gas or charcoal grill that diners use to cook their favorite cuts of delicious, delicious...

Heat-Resistant Oven Rack Guards

$6.60 - $9.49 Amazon »

Sonofa-- [Insert long, loud string of expletives here.] How many times have I thought I'd just poke my pan of Bagel Bites a little farther back after sticking them in the oven? How many times have I been too lazy to pull...

Hidden Camera Detector

$49.99 Amazon »

Hidden cameras watching me in the dressing room? In my vacation rental? In the office? ... Well, I figured they're watching me in the office. Listen, I'm not trying to stir up any paranoia here, but this hidden camera...

Stormtrooper Whiskey Decanter & Shot Glass

$49.99 Amazon »

A stormtrooper who's packing nothing but Jameson and a Buttery Nipple is my kind of stormtrooper. I bet in whiskey decanter and suspended glass forms they're even a decent shot. At least until round 7 or 8 when your own...

Whole Body Vibration Fitness Machine

$159.99 - $199.99 Amazon »

Not sure how well this type of vibrator is gonna over if you're looking for a gift for a woman. On the upshot, Lifepro says its Waver Vibration Plate Exercise Machine will pulsate gentle vibrations throughout the entire...

Boxing Reflex Ball

$16.99 Amazon »

How to use the boxing reflex ball to elevate your boxing skills? Easy. If you want to increase your speed and shorten your reaction time, all you gotta do is wrap the ball's adjustable headband around your head and "start...

Digital Cordless Jump Rope

$25.99 Amazon »

Unlike a BLT without the bacon or a stripper without the boobies, a jump rope without the rope might actually be an improvement upon the original. First of all, a lot of people are good at jumping up and down, but their...

Cold Therapy Massage Roller Ball

$20.79 Amazon »

I have one of these Cryosphere cold therapy massage roller balls, and let me tell you, I have not felt anything so cold since I bumped into my ex-girlfriend Karen at the grocery store last month. And, no, I'm not talking...

Mini Electric Chainsaw

$51.95 - $99.99 Amazon »

4 inches of pure power! OK, maybe the mini electric chainsaw is more like 4 inches of maybe medium, like 5/10 power, that makes up for it with a light, 2.4-pound weight, 13" total length, and rechargeable 20v, 1500mAh...

Dog Bed for Humans

$133.99 - $165.99 Amazon »

Welp, we've got dog food for humans, so why not dog beds for humans? Thank you Soylent, and now, YAEM...

Pet First Aid Kit

$19.95 - $34.95 Amazon »

The contents of the Pet First Aid Kit don't seem all that different from the contents of a human first aid kit. Gauze, bandages, tweezers, a tongue depressor (a tongue depressor?! Ha! I perish the thought of what would...

Night Vision Driving Glasses

$16.99 - $26.99 Amazon »

Sorry, night vision driving glasses won't help you cruise around in the pitch black all stealthy like a Navy SEAL. In fact, these yellow tint lenses aren't meant for predominantly dark conditions at all. They're for reducing...

LifeStraw Personal Water Filter

$14.95 - $17.95 Amazon »

LifeStraw, a Time Magazine Invention of the Year Winner, removes a minimum of 99.9999% of waterborne bacteria. In areas plagued with dirty and unsafe drinking water, it filters up to 1,000 liters per apparatus into potable...

Universal Grounding Mat

$39.99 Amazon »

Earthling, meet earthing, the practice of "grounding" yourself indoors via mats intended to replicate the effects of walking barefoot on the bare earth. Not the feeling, mind, you, but the effects. Oh yeah, dudes, someone...

Night Vision Goggles

$100.88 Amazon »

These hands-free night vision goggles mean surveillance, after-dark expeditions, and finding the perfect bush to pee on in the middle of the night aren't just possible, they're on like Donkey Kong!...

Diatomaceous Earth Dish Drying Pad

$28.90 Amazon »

Diatomaceous Earth Dish Drying Pad...no, wait, take out the "Earth." Diatomaceous Dish Drying Pad - say it 5 times fast. I'll hold while you look up how to pronounce "diatomaceous" like I did...