Pshhh. I don't need no stinkin' towel warmer. What am I, some kind of frageelay flower of a man who can't take a little cold air against his balls stepping out of the shower? Now I need a heated towel to protect my body from devolving into a convulsive shiver? Wait, what's this? I can put a robe... [ Read more ▸ ]
Adjustable Laptop Stand
Ergonomics keep on ergonomicking with this adjustable laptop stand that lifts, tilts, and rotates your MacBook or other 10" to 16" computing device at fully adjustable heights, angles, and circles. The stand raises laptop...
LED Wireless Motion Sensor Lights
I stuck some LED wireless motion sensor lights in two of my black-as-a-hole closets, and the first time I opened the doors afterwards, and the strips' motion sensors triggered their illumination, I heard the Aaaahhh!...
Strong Man Wine Holder
I wouldn't recommend loading up this tee-hee-hee well-endowed strong man wine holder with anything but a bottle of white. Because a bottle of Cab or Pinot? Sure, they may make him look like he's filled to the brim with...
Ionic Beard Straightener Brush
You've got the beard clippers, the beard shaper, the beard comb, the beard balm, and the beard ornaments, but are they still not not enough to tame the beard beast? I've got one more beard wrangler for you to try: the...
Occlusion Training Blood Flow Restriction Bands
Occlusion training, and the bands that facilitate it, is for all the lightweights out there. As in the plates, bars, dumbbells, and kettlebells that are physically on the lighter side. Originally termed KAATSU training...
Heavy Duty Tool Backpack
A tool bag for your favorite tool mule. UUP has overhauled this traditional backpack into the handyman's ultimate companion. The heavy-duty bag is made of 1680D Oxford fabric with reinforced stitching, and is fitted with...
Cast Iron Shrimp Grill & Serving Pan
Use this cast iron shrimp grill and serving pan to cook shrimp on the barbie, and you'll have a much better chance of eating shrimp off the barbie. The sturdy slab has cutouts for up to 22 jumbo shrimp, which it says...
Sunset Projection Lamp
How do you like your sunsets? Orange? Red? Up against the wall of your bedroom? Beaming their fiery rays across your two cats sitting at the piano alongside a portrait you're painting of your dog? Check, check, check...
JYX Portable Karaoke Machine
And my wife thought my rendition of "O Holy Night" sounded good in the shower. Wait 'til she gets a load of my high B-flat on a JYX Portable Karaoke Machine...
UnHide Shleepy Faux Fur Wearable Blanket
UnHide, you had me at "Shleepy." The perfect mush-mouth word not only for a faux fur wearable blanket, but to describe my general state of being, and what I say I am before telling my wife I want to shnuggle...
Chunky Braided Chenille Throw Blanket
"Holey" isn't typically a characteristic I look for in blankets, but despite being all holey this Chunky Braided Chenille Throw Blanket still manages to look warm, inviting, and ready to go with you and give you rest...
Socket Fanlight
A ceiling fan, plus an LED light, that installs in seconds by screwing into your existing ceiling light socket?! Damn, Socket Fanlight, talk about a real cool light bulb moment!...
Microwave Ramen Cooker
This Microwave Ramen Cooker is all that and a bag of shrimp chips. The complete and compact set starts with a big cylindrical soup bowl on the bottom, nestles a colander / draining bowl in the middle, and tops it off...
Chef'n Cob Corn Stripper
This Cob Corn Stripper (not to be confused with a lady in a cornfield on a Hitch 'Er Up Stripper Pole) better work damn good, and without making a mess, because despite my rant last week about breaking up ground beef...
Sweet Spot Instant Ice Cream Maker
The Sweet Spot Instant Ice Cream Maker is basically the creamy dairy treat version of the slushie maker I used every weekend at my grandma's house as a kid. But here, to accommodate the flash-freezing of your cream and...
Ceramic Butter Crock for Fresh, Spreadable Butter
Ceramic butter crocks store your butter fresh without refrigeration, so you'll always have smooth and spreadable churned moo juice set right on your countertop...
AeroPress Coffee & Espresso Maker
Brew a double espresso or 10-ounce cup of coffee right into your favorite mug in around 60 seconds with the AeroPress. Want a double double (I know, the cool kids call it a "quad") or enough to fill a 20-ounce mug? The...
Skull Shaver
To raze or not to raze, that is the balding man's question. And thankfully it's one my lush bonsai tree of locks and I will never have to answer. But for the Thinners and Receders out there, plus anyone who just digs...
Magnetic Wristband
This magnetic wristband is for handymen, seamstresses, tinkerers, and people digging lost assembly parts from Christmas morning out of the carpet to use in their maker / builder / cleaner-upper pursuits. The adjustable...
Portable Door Lock
The Add-A-Lock does one better than the portable intruder alarm: it won't just alert you when your one night stand tries to sneak back into your bedroom to sucker you into a committed, long-term relationship during which...
Denim Bikinis
You might look at these Denim Bikinis and think, "Hot." I, however, look at these Denim Bikinis and think, "Don't forget the Redneck Boot Sandals, ladies!" Don't get me wrong, I too find them...reasonably attractive...
Savor The Vault Organizational & Keepsake Boxes
Get sentimental, get organized, get your goods close at hand, and then get it out of sight with Savor's The Vault line of handsome, fabric-covered book boxes...
Rolflex Arm & Leg Massager
Feel the benefits...and the torture...of foam rolling from anywhere with the Rolflex Arm & Leg Massager. You can even focus the brutality on forearms and triceps, calves and inner thighs, and other arm and leg areas that...
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