Kids Ultimate Bearded Beanie
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The bearded beanie is a perfect way to keep your kid warm and make him look like he has a beard. I have a feeling that it is also a great way to torment your kid, give him an itchy face, and possibly have lasting effects on is psyche well into adulthood.
Gotcha Cap Self Defense Tool
You can watch the video to see the Gotcha Cap in action, or click here to watch a GIF of it showing a punk ass watermelon what's up. Issued by FAB Defense, the Gotcha Cap is a covert self defense tool (and swell hat!)...
Sap Cap - Weaponized Baseball Hat
Unassuming. Low-profile. Comfortable. Able to shatter wrist bones. Just the combination of qualities I've been looking for in a baseball hat. The Sap Cap takes traditional headwear to the covert weapon level with its...
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Crochet Penis Blanket
Cozy up next to the fire pit with a warm, cuddly...cock & balls?! This Crochet Penis Blanket from Naughty Mature Gifts will make you snug as a bug in a...er...opposite of rug on cool summer evenings and <a href="https://www.dudeiwantthat.com/blog/the...
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Mercedes Benz Kids' Luggage
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz? Or in this case, Oh Mama, Dad, or Santa Claus, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz...suitcase. I don't know if Mercedes Benz Kids' Luggage is a healthy gift for a kid or not, but...
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Uncle Bekah's Inappropriate Trucker Hats (NSFW)
Cover up your bad hair, and score yourself some evil glares with Uncle Bekah's Inappropriate Trucker Hats. Mama may have told you if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all, but Uncle Bekah believes...
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The Beard Bro Beard-Shaping Tool
Men, are you tired of spending precious minutes in the morning grooming and edging your perfect specimen of manliness (well, the one on your face anyway) only to end up looking like your 6-year-old shaved you after you...
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BLVD Chromb Car & Truck Combs & Bottle Openers
Baby, you can drive my car / Yes, I'm gonna be...in the passenger seat sprucing up my hair and beard with one of BLVD Chromb's car and truck combs. Then I'll use the bottle opener at the end to pop open a nice summer...
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Tesla Cyberquad for Kids
Daddy wants a Tesla Cybertruck for Christmas? Too bad. The executives at Mommy's company are hoarding all the money they could be sharing with the people who do all the work, so she only has enough to buy a Tesla Cyberquad...as...
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Bowler Hat Wall Sconce
Hey, Chappy, how's about a Chaplin chapeau for your ch-...er, wall? This Bowler Hat Wall Sconce is a charming piece of household lighting suitable for solo installation, or scattered about the room like a hat rack that...
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Notch Sunglasses-Friendly Baseball Hats
Two notches on a baseball hat equals one notch on Notch's belt for ending the war between sunglasses and billed caps. Notch sunglasses-friendly hats have patented cutouts on either side of their bills that enable them...
Crocheted Knight Helmet
Medieval knight helmets. That's what hip nanas who know what it means to give their grandsons street cred crochet. Now I don't know if Dee Forrest is a grandma, but she's definitely privy to what the cool kids these days...
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Hot Wheels Night Shifter Luggage
It's Hot Wheels for smooth travels with the kids. And not just because this Night Shifter luggage from MaxToy will help keep your wee one entertained as s/he drags it through the airport and plays with it at the gate...