And she looked at you and said, "You want your honey? Oh, this bitch is about to give you your honey." I think that's the inspiration behind Geddes Farms' Ghost Pepper Honey. The retaliation might not go quite as planned...

It's so hot right now I'd be more than happy to drag Honeywell's portable AC unit around like an oxygen tank. The 10,000 BTU air conditioner has the capacity to cool 350 to 400 square feet of space, just about the size...

Let it hang, tuck it in, buy a bigger one after the all-you-can-eat pig parts cook-off, or just get the MagBelt. Magzook Tightening Systems has created what they call the perfect belt for everyone: a magnetic belt with...

Save space without sacrificing comfort and view. The adjustable MantelMount hoists and holds your flat screen above a fireplace or piece of furniture, without restricting it to that height and angle during viewing. Click...

You've had your face on a stamp. On a superhero action figure. Even on a super creepy mask worn by someone who is not you. But I think the best place of all for your face...uh, next to your head...is on an animal cookie...

Nothing caps off a grueling, straight-up, 10-mile ascent in the summer heat better than showing off your baller gold pocket compass to all the sweaty beards in the latest REI gear mowing on their Whole Foods trail mix...

I like sleeping under the covers. Always. No matter the conditions I need at least a sheet serving as a barrier between the Sandman and my bare ass. The problem with this is that I always wake up with wet hair and a sweat-soaked...

A hot tub hammock? Even better than a hot tub time machine! Relaxing, swinging, sexy, and using one won't force me to relive my days of wearing acid-washed pleated jeans. And the coup de grace: a hot tub hammock actually...

When the Doctor and M.A.D. Cat are breathing down your neck...Go-go Gadget CaraClaw! A recent release from EDC and survival tools specialist StatGear, the CaraClaw brings together clipping and cutting in a 2.8-ounce carabiner...

"Casa Brutale redefines the harmonious coexistence of human and nature in a poetic homage to pure Brutalism*." I think that's just OPA's elaborate way of saying, "This badass house does not actually exist." And that's...

Whoa, check out the 3Doodler-ed Notre Dame. That's some pretty impressive three-dimensional drawing. Kind of looks like it's made of spaghetti though. 3Doodled noodles. Yeah...

If I forgo the purple umbrella is it OK to float my pina colada in one of these inflatable pink flamingo coasters? Let your drinks get in on the same swimmin' pool action as the rest of your sun-soaked self this summer...

Oops. Preoccupied/clumsy/drunk you dropped your iPhone. Again. You reach down, clasp your fingers around the back of your Ghostbusters ghost trap case and think, Pleasepleaseplease don't be... CRACKED! Shucks. Back to...

Of course, of course Portlandia is the Craig's List source for a giant rideable T-Rex bike. I can smell Burning Man 2014 and self-entitled cries of "Share the road!" bellowing through major downtown arterials all over...

Guerilla Furniture Design author Will Holman believes you should never design anything you can't actually make (attn: Triton human gills, Zero Helicopter, 60% of all crowdfunding projects). The problem with that ethos...

Guinness-certified as the World's Largest Swimming Pool, this 3,280-foot-long salt water stunner does not reside in Texas or Vegas. Its rippling waves do not stretch along the white sandy coastline of Japan or one of...

The bugs have arrived. Rats. And since bugs (or rats) are not the types of animals I advocate co-existing with, this is my advice to those of you with homes overrun with flies, mosquitos, gnats, and no-see-ums: zap the...

Get charged up. Then do it again. And again. And again! Grab this Dude Exclusives deal from SunLabz and you'll get a set of 8, 2600mAh NiMH AA rechargeable batteries, plus their 4-slot smart battery charger for just $29.99--40%...

Who's going somewhere awesome this summer? South America? Lollapalooza? The weekend cabin? Your friend Cornelius' friend Donnie's backyard swimmin' hole? If you're traveling, the best companion you can take is arguably...

105 inches. 4K picture quality. 990 5-star reviews. And a mere 119,999 dollars. And 99 cents. I think Amazon buyer Andrew Kauffman put it best when he said, "When I set out to purchase a TV I swore to myself that wouldn't...

One thing I love is carrying a big, fat wallet stuffed with 18 cards and a wad of singles and a cascading plastic album of 3 x 2 photos of my kids Maxim Hot 100 girls. I love how it tests the limits of my belt and makes...