Huntly's Paper Warplanes
Huntly began making paper airplanes as a wee boy in the 1930s, and went on to build the real thing for Lockheed Aircraft Co. during WWII. After the war he flew light aircraft and worked in advertising for the aerospace...
Penis Tuxedo
How long has it been since someone said your penis looks "dapper?" For me, the answer is an emphatic "too long." The same goes for "snazzy," "handsome," and "just like Jon Hamm." I can only hope LELO's new TUX, a penis...
Fizzics Beer System - Draft Taste from a Can
The Fizzics Beer System promises fresh draft taste from any store-bought can or bottle. On boy, I can hardly wait to find out what it's going to do to my already precious BLLs. According to its makers, "The Fizzics System...
Cityscape Rings
Take your lady on a trip to Paris this year. Or maybe Stockholm. Edinburgh. New York. I hear Charleston is nice. Or if leaving town isn't in the budget, bring the great cities of the world to her...finger. Ola Shekhtman...
Bubble Hockey Table
Oh boy, the rec room is about to get wrecked. Super Chexx made this Bubble Hockey Table specifically for the home, with coin-free operation and a dome covering the playfield that they describe as "indestructible." A bold...
ODiN Air Mouse
The Celluon Virtual Keyboard gets a mouse playmate. A Norse god of war mouse playmate. The ODiN Air Mouse projects a hi-res 8cm x 8cm box onto the area where you would normally place your boring tangible mouse so you...
Moon Cheese
Moon Cheese is for people who want to eat snacks that are low-carb and gluten-free, and also for people who want to eat snacks that are effing delicious. How do I describe it? Imagine eating Cheetos built entirely from...
Peanut Butter & Jam Old Fashioned
PB&J has grown up. Now it's the perfect companion for the dude who just wants to relax with a sophisticated adult beverage...but doesn't want to stray too far from his favorite squishy, sticky, nummy childhood sammich...
KeyCatch Super Strong Light Switch Magnets
I've considered installing a small ledge next to the light switch by my door to preclude the exact problem KeyCatch solves in a much simpler, less conspicuous, and way less work for lazy me way: losing my keys. These...
monkii bars Portable Body Weight Gym
In the vein of the TRX home gym, monkii bars strive to the most portable and versatile piece of fitness equipment you own. With the thought being that if you always have your equipment with you, and hundreds of different...
Colt S.P.E.A.R. Tactical Arrowheads
This Bug Out Bag especiale from Colt includes 5 of the company's S.P.E.A.R. Tactical Arrowheads. Each piece is black coated 8Cr13MoV stainless steel and includes a double punch of lanyard / lashing holes. Arrowheads include...
Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Candle
You've already lit the fire that melted Toht's face off. Now get ready to s'mores up the Ghostbusters' biggest bad guy. Set a match to the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Candle at the top of his head, and watch him roast and...
AMPY MOVE Wearable USB Motion Charger
Still sticking to those New Year's Resolutions to hit the gym 5 days a week or train for a half marathon? AMPY MOVE might not be the kind of dangling carrot that rewards you with a trip to Hawaii or a new car for achieving...
Martian Notifier Smartwatch
It's a deal that's out of this world. Get the Martian Notifier Smartwatch for 72% off retail value from Dude Exclusives. Sure, the Martian isn't the newest wearable on the market, but in a way that's even better because...
Solid Chocolate Revolver
Why pack heat when you can pack sweets? (Plus a few pounds onto your butt and gut.) This revolver from Chocolate Weapons is an exact, full-size replica molded from almost a pound of solid milk chocolate. It comes in a...
Giveaway: LELO TIANI 24K Couple's Massager
DUDE READER BONUS: The LELO TIANI 24K Couple's Massager giveaway entry period may be over, but you still have a chance to score! Enter the coupon code DUDEIWANTTHAT at LELO checkout and save an additional 20% on your...
Console Vaults
You're 10 minutes away from 12-gauge cold rolled plate steel. Console Vault makes truck / SUV console safes that slide in and secure to factory console bolts in an easy 10 minutes. Welded tab and notch seams, a 3-point...
Wooden Boat Bathtub
Rub-a-dub-dub, I want a wooden boat bathtub. Even more than I want a Hot Tub Tug Boat. Because while the latter may be slightly cooler and more likely to help me win friends and influence people, Unique Wood Design's...
Batman v. Superman Rock Em Sock Em Robots
I don't know why these two kids can't just get along. Buuuuut...since they can't...let's help them beat the crap out of each other. Some enterprising entity has created a duo of Rock Em Sock Em Robots to complement the...
Hot Octopuss Pulse II Solo & Duo (NSFW)
It's not that obvious what a Hot Octopuss Pulse II Solo or Duo is just by looking at it. Could be some sort of silicone heat-resistant pot-holder and meat-grabber something for the kitchen. But it's called a Hot Octopuss...
Oak Murphy Door
Business in the front, party in the back. Tuck away your bordello or other flavor of bachelor fun house behind this fine, sophisticated Murphy Door. The 4' hinged system keeps it classy, plus gives you some extra shelving...
Doomsday Pendant Lamp
Is it a spaceship spilling out superlaser light that will vaporize us all, or is it our planet itself, heating up at its core, splitting at the seams, and beginning its explosion outward into great ball of flame and fury?...
Mediflow Waterbase Pillow
All the Goldilockses of the world who are finicky about too big, too small, too puffy, and too flat, Mediflow has created a pillow they believe will always be your Just Right. The Waterbase Pillow combines a 5" top layer...
Sansaire Steak Aging Sauce
If you've got a Crock-Pot or a fancy foodie sous vide cooker, Sansaire says their Steak Aging Sauce will infuse your meat with "the complex flavor of dry aging" in no more than the amount of time it takes you to cook...
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