Nipyata! Booze Pinata

Hand me the smashin' stick, I need some tequila! While on the surface mixing alcohol with pinatas doesn't sound like such a swell idea, consider this: with Nipyata!, a booze-filled donkey or bull o' fun, the booze don't...

Sonic Assault Electronic Disruption Device

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File it under "Prank." "Leg Up." "TCB." Or "Revenge." Shomer-Tec's Sonic Assault Electronic Disruption Device looks like no more than a nondescript gray box--a useless one, perhaps. You can even flip its switch and nothing...

Grill Kindle Superbright BBQ Light

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Despite the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band's endorsement of it, I wouldn't recommend fishin' in the dark. And grillin' in the dark? Even worse. I want BBQ beef brisket, not BBQ man hands. With 10 super-high-powered LEDs, the...

Pebble Time Smartwatch

The Pebble Smartwatch isn't just one of the most successful Kickstarter campaigns ever, it's a monstrously successful crowdfunding campaign that has also--ahem--withstood the test of time. Since its original e-paper watch...

Blankie Tails Shark Blanket

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Blankie Tails first made their Jaws-tacular Shark Blanket just for the kiddos. Then all their parents and Ian Ziering were like, "That is some buuuuullllsh-", so now the children's brand has come out with an adult-size...

Capture the Flag REDUX

$59.90 Amazon »

The strategy, stealth, and teamwork required for success in capture the flag become even more crucial when you REDUX the game and add...darkness! Capture the Flag REDUX modernizes and adds LED lights to the traditional...

MostFit Fitness Sledgehammer

Discontinued

The MostFit Core Hammer is a fitness sledgehammer. In case you hadn't heard, sledgehammer workouts are a thing now. Rrrawwwrrr! Typically they entail using a sledgehammer to beat the ever-loving rubber treads out of giant...

Bat-Signal Smartphone Light

$5 Etsy »

Holy contemporary America, Batman! Even the Bat-Signal has been shrunk, 3D-printed, and made available for Millennials' personal use as a distress call! Like when a company has the nerve to turn them away when they show...

Fontus Self-Filling Water Bottles

Discontinued

"Self-Generating Water Bottles" might be a better description of Fontus' incredible new designs. Presuming they work as stated (this is another crowdfunding campaign after all), Fontus Airo and Ryde bottles don't just...

Snugpak Compact Summer Sleeping Bag

$50.30 - $71.16 Amazon »

Snugpak makes its Jungle Bag specifically for summer weather and tropical climates. One look at the bag in hand and you'll see it packs down to about 6". Combined with its 27-ounce weight, the Snugpak will consume minimal...

Pac-Man Suit

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All the Ms. Pacs out there will melt in your arms when they get a look at your new arcade on a suit. OppoSuits, known for their quirky twists on classic menswear, has put Pac-Man to fabric and sewn him into a 3-piece...

Bondic Liquid Plastic Welder Kit

The future of glue is...not a glue! That's Bondic's battle cry anyway. According to its creators, the world's first Liquid Plastic Welder works anywhere glue does, plus anywhere glue fails like a stoner playing Whac-A-Mole...

Together Wear Hugging Hoodie

$69 - $139 Together Wear »

It was our early experiences with winter that first taught us about hugging a loved one to stay warm, and our early experiences with 80s denim that first taught us about sticking a hand in a loved one's back pocket to...

Betty Beauty Dye for Hair Down There

$14.99 - $19.99 Amazon »

Whether you're going gray, going to a rave, or going a little kinky in the bedroom, Betty has you covered. Well, your pubic hair anyway...

High-Protein Bone Broth K-Cups

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Beef. It's what's for...your morning cup of coffee. Healthy living champion LonoLife has put together a series of packable little K-cup soups and broths that brew quick & tasty in any compatible single-serve coffee maker...

Tempest Craft Blades & Sculptures

Need a sick rippled machete that embodies the Aztec goddess of obsidian and Lord of the Night? An Indo-Persian war axe? How about just a good ol' pair of ceremonial scissors? Bladesmith Tom Ward forges some of the most...

Cinema on Your Finger Pico Projector

Discontinued

Now that we're all adequately equipped to take selfies everywhere we go, the iCODIS mobile projector would like to facilitate our ability to play them back at any moment as a slideshow. For friends at a house party. For...

Plant-A-Bar

Bloody Mary, quite contrary, how does your garden grow? With mixers, wells, and last call bells, and glass snifters all in a row...

The Doughnut Warming Coffee Mug

$18.75 Amazon »

This mug has been specially crafted with a "plate" set into its rim so you can use your morning cup of coffee or tea to also hold and warm your morning doughnut. The only problem is that I heard your morning doughnut...

Carteret Flameless USB Lighter

Hey, it's a Zippo without the...zip. And without the weather restrictions too. The Carteret Flameless USB (or, as I like to call it, Billy the Puppet Cheeks) Lighter fires up everything from your bowls to your kindling...

Code Alpha Hybrid Garment / Duffel Bag

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The Code Alpha Hybrid Garment Duffel Bag gives you a way to keep your dapper garments all pressed and tidy without revealing to the rest of the world that you give two pleats about keeping your dapper garments all pressed...

Superfeet Outside Sandals

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You can't put insoles in flip flops, but Superfeet has found a way to put flip flops in their insoles. Superfeet Outside Sandals bring the structure and contour that make feet feel good on the inside to the 360-degree...

Hand Carry Electric Pressure Washer

$91.98 - $119.68 Amazon »

Normally I hate all forms of cleaning except cleaning up at the poker table and in my office's NCAA pool. But pressure washing my mama's back patio is probably the least offensive other type of cleaning to me because...

DPx Heft 12 Chop Knife

$380 DPx Gear »

I'd say "Heft" is an appropriate choice of names for DPx Gear's forthcoming hard use knife. The Blade Baby Name Book served them well this time. At 18.62" long, with a 12.52" Slepiner stainless steel, 60 HRC business...