Geeky Sex Toys (NSFW)
Now that Pokemon have made you Go, Geeky Sex Toys thinks it's time you catch some that will make you Come. Yep, the enterprising Australian adult shop went there, and now has a (limited edition) set of Pokemoan dildos...
The Chork - Chopsticks & Fork in One
What you see before you are cheaters. At least cheaters in the Chork-o-Sphere. The Chork is a double-ended fork (flip!) and chopsticks combo. Use it tines-down and you're eating like a Westerner. Split the utensil in...
Nike Shoebox Safe
Swoosh your stash so sticky fingers won't swipe it. Except...bummer. The Mandem Safe, a keyed crypt for your valuables that looks like a Nike shoebox, is still just a prototype. So even harder to get right now than a...
Kyle's Kinetics Handmade Balancing Sculptures
Is your life out of balance? Could you use some inspiration? Are you just sick of Carson in the desk next door getting all the stop-bys and giggles from the ladies because he has the cool desktop toys? Kyle and his Kinetics...
Black & Decker Matrix 6-Tool Combo Kit
Black & Decker's Matrix Quick Connect System is a multi-tool for dudes who don't mess around. This is no nail file-bottle-opener-mini-scissor-flashlight combo you can slip into your pocket. This is a Suitcase of Power...
Moscai Cocktail
Moscai: Made for a woman, but strong enough for a man...to steal a few sips when no one's looking because despite sounding like the new Zima for ladies and lightweights, it actually tastes pretty good. A vodka-based cocktail...
iRestore Laser Hair Growth System
I'm not saying the iRestore laser hair growth system works. (I'm also not saying I need a need an iRestore laser hair growth system. For the record.) But the helmet with the red glow and hefty price tag does claim to...
Satan's Blood Hot Sauce
Satan's Blood Hot Sauce comes in a "blood vial shaped bottle with 800,000 Scoville units of pepper extract." Yeah, I can see that. I can also see a cock & balls ready to spew a scorching, blinding, fiery-hot death onto...
Underhill Home - Luxury Hobbit-Hole
Now that the British Pound has taken its first real hit in recent memory, you might start thinking about buying up some real estate in England. This 4-bedroom, 4,000-square-foot home called Underhill is a steal at $917,000...
North Sense Human Compass Implant
I've wished I were a human bulldozer. A human airplane. A human beatbox. But a human compass? Never crossed my mind before North Sense...
Lodge Seasoned Steel Grill Pan
The one thing that sucks about meat and veggie kebabs is...kebabbing the meat and veggies. They're a B to thread, a B to keep on the skewers, a B to flip, and then a B to get back off after the heat congeals the chicken...
Star Wars Death Star Toaster
This Death Star is armed with 7,293 TIE Fighters, and it's ready to deploy them onto your sliced bread. In toaster form, it's also the perfect solution to mornings you're in a rush and don't have time to craft a complete...
Dual Action Beard Comb & Protective Sleeve
Dual. Action. Teeth. Bad for manscaping (and other below-the-belt activities), good for beard grooming. And as wedding season hits full swing and hipster facial hair a 21st century high, Huntsman Beard's Dual Action Beard...
Grafton Pen
The Grafton is a pen from Everyman. And it's an everyman pen. Engineered, but not overly so, stylish but not flashy. It's machined from sturdy anodized aluminum and has a heavy-duty bolt-on clip for latching it to pockets...
The PistachiOpener
Munching on pistachios is my jam. Cracking open the shells, watching them pile up into a mountain of accomplished noshing. It's a fine way to spend a Saturday afternoon. But doing it can really leave an impression. A...
Pokemon Pokeball Herb Grinder
Time to grind me some Pokemon! What, no? That's not how the game works? Then what am I supposed to do with this Pokeball Grinder?...
Levitating CUP Zero Gravity Drinkware
We've seen levitation around here before. A lot. In speakers. In lamps. In freakin' bonsai trees. But the Levitating CUP still makes me Ooooh and Ahhhh because, well, it contains alcohol. In a dazzling and unforgettable...
Groove Silicone Active Rings
Athletes, tradesmen, and klutzes rejoice. You can now put away your ring cutters. Save yourself a 6-hour trip to the ER. Avert the wrath of your wife. Groove Rings will never get stuck on your finger. They'll never bend...
Boblbee Biker Backpack
Boblbee packs have got your back. Sure, these roomy, hard-shell travelers protect the gear you stash inside them, but their high-impact ABS curves and "Master Class" Level 2 rating also protects the other important thing...
MOBOT Foam Roller Water Bottle
Drink up & rub down. The MOBOT, or Mobility Bottle, is a clever, clever water bottle whose outer wrap of athletic-grade, firm-density EVA foam serves as both insulation for its contents, and a muscle roller for your body...
Kite Shield DEET-free Mosquito Spray
Three years ago Kite launched a crowdfunding campaign for their mosquito patch, a 1-1/2", non-toxic skin stick-on that blocks mosquitos' ability to track and detect humans for up to 48 hours. Since most people don't care...
BubbleLick Edible Boozy Bubbles
If I had a kid, BubbleLick-ing would be my father-son bonding activity of choice: he blows, I consume. It might be the only game you'll ever play as a parent that actually gets more fun the longer it drags on...
Air Hammock
Contenders for Song of the Summer 2016: Justin Timberlake's "Can't Stop the Feeling," Drake's "One Dance," The Chainsmokers' "Don't Let Me Down," and Calvin Harris / Rihanna's "This Is What You Came For." Contenders for...
Dream House Portable Glamping Tents
You don't want to go glamping. I know that. But she probably does. In fact, the offer of sleeping in a tent roomy enough for 2 Queen beds (or 8 children, enthusiastic procreators!) and a stove with chimney pipe might...