My Hitch Hands-Free Bag Dragger

$17.95 My Hitch »

They have Smart Luggage with built-in GPS, remote locking, and battery charging capabilities...for $440. They also have hands-free luggage that follows along beside you remotely, linked to a bracelet on your wrist, and...

Pooch Selfie Phone Attachment

$12.89 Amazon »

The Pooch Selfie presumes your dog is a big enough sucker that he'll be mesmerized by a simple tennis ball with a squeaker inside long enough for you to snap the perfect photo of the two of you...

TheTouch Real-Time Heartbeat Rings

$599 - $2,990 The Touch »

Want to feel close to a loved one far away? Or in the next room when it's too much work to get up off the couch? As part of their mission to "make the most personal connecting tools," TheTouch is finishing up development...

Ionix T101 Vaporizer

$99 Grav Labs »

Some notable IONIX T101 vaporizer characteristics include: it's semi-portable, for tabletop use and backpack transport; it doesn't need a torch to get going, and is ready to deliver in a seconds; and it is "made for any...

Finis Foil Monofin

$38.20 - $48.95 Amazon »

Few of us will ever have the opportunity to swim for Olympic Gold, and even fewer the opportunity to turn into a dolphin*. But we can still get stronger underwater. Build better form. Improve our strokes. And dream. The...

Caribe Clear Bottom Fishing Kayak

$1,289 DirectBoats »

The Caribe is a sit-in-top kayak with a prime view of what's down below so you know best when to cast over the side. The one-man fishing boat--or tandem tourer, as the kayak is modular for seating adjustment--comes standard...

Human Submarine Suit

When all the other kids in Phil Nuytten's class said they wanted to be astronauts when they grew up, Phil went rogue and said he wanted to be an aquanaut. Then, while all the wannabe astronauts ended up living in their...

Kelty Low Loveseat Chair

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Kelty wants to help all the lovers out there get low. This folding chair built for two is you and your S.O.'s key to covert cuddling...and other monkey business...at backyard BBQs, campfires, open-air cinemas, and outdoor...

Battle-Rattle Whiskey Chillers

$79.99 Battle-Rattle »

As a Platoon Leader in Ft. Carson, CO, Garrett Coker made a bet with a buddy on who would nab the higher Gunnery score. The winner would receive a bottle of Scotch. Coker won. He saw his buddy again a few years later...

Funko POP Suicide Squad Action Figures

$7.14 - $10.50 Amazon »

I just Googled Suicide Squad and these are the Top 3 news headline results: 1) "Suicide Squad would be better if it didn't reek of desperation" (Ars Technica); 2) "'Suicide Squad' Tears up August Box Office Records" (Deadline);...

Darth Vader ToothSaber Toothpick Dispenser

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From oral hygiene to hors d'oeuvres serving, the Dark Lord of the Sith has your back. Exhibiting an unrelenting desire to serve and protect, Darth Vader has traded in his lightsaber for a toothpick. A wad of toothpicks...

BetterBack Posture Corrector

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BetterBack has gotten a lot of support in its efforts to do the same for you. From Kickstarter to IndieGoGo crowdfunding, to Shark Tank and Lori Greiner investment funding, this posture corrector looks a little ridiculous...

Seinfeldia

$14.22 Amazon »

Now you have two options for giving the Gift of Nothing. This one in a box, and this one in a book. Seinfeldia: How a Show About Nothing Changed Everything tells the story of what some say is the best, and others the...

fifi Discreet Male Masturbator (NSFW)

$24.95 - $29.95 fifi »

Often when you're traveling, when you're home alone, or when you're sharing the bed with someone who drank 5 lychee martinis and passed out early, nature calls. A different kind of nature. A stiff kind of nature. The...

The Kashtray

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The makers of this pipe smoker's ashtray say it was "inspired by necessity and enhanced through design." The inspiring mother they speak of is a pipe, used, cleaned, and ready for a refill. The invention she bore: the...

Mini Emergency Gear Cutter & Knife

Discontinued

While still pretty small and light, this gear cutter and knife looks to me like a Hulked out version of Gerber's Zip Blade. A little bulkier. A little rougher around the edges. A few more teeth. And probably better equipped...

Breed Socrates Watch

$74.99 Breed »

Socrates said, "Know thyself." Do you know thyself? And does thyself need a new watch? How about a casual, sporty one with luminous hands and 10 ATM water resistance? One named after a certain Greek philosopher who also...

Pillo Home Health Robot

$349 - $499 Pillo Health »

Pillo. In a way it's like a head support to help the health-obsessed and hypochondriacs rest easy. More literally, Pillo is a desktop robot for the home you can task with managing and complementing your wellness. Pillo...

Tarus 2x2 ATV

According to its Russian designers, the Tarus 2x2 is an ATV made to "overcome bezdorozhya." I don't know exactly what "bezdorozhya" is--it stumped my Google translator--but if the Tarus promo video is any indication...

Recycled Skateboard Butcher Knives

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Trick out your kitchen with a 2nd Shot Canada skateboard butcher knife. Husband and wife team Lindsay and John turn ollies, tailslides, and top guns into the handles of their damascus chopping blades. Each is a OOAK knife...

A Super Upsetting Cookbook About Sandwiches

$14.28 Amazon »

A Super Upsetting Cookbook About Sandwiches is kind of like PornBurger meets a neurotic New York chef. Tyler Kord owns and operates NYC's No. 7 restaurant and No. 7 Sub shops. His sandwiches look delicious. His mind looks...

Beastgrip Smartphone Camera Rig

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If the grip is as beastly as the look of this smartphone camera rig, I think we've got a chicken dinner on the table tonight. The Beastgrip Pro is a universal lens adapter and rig system for your phone intended to give...

Banana Flour

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Paleo and gluten-free monkeys rejoice! You can now enjoy puffy, fluffy pancakes, peanut butter cookies, and rich, thick sausage gravy, or even just an extra shot of potassium in your morning smoothie, courtesy of the...

PF Flyers Made in USA Sandlot Edition

$149.99 PF Flyers »

I'm pretty sure PF Flyers released an official pair of Sandlot Center Hi's a few years ago to commemorate the 20th anniversary of Benny's hopping over that fence to pickle The Beast. But now they have another batch, the...