The Nuggy - Smoker's Multi-Tool

$29.75 NugTools, LLC »

The Nuggy is a 10-piece multi-tool for smokers all wrapped up in a tiny green nugget. It looks a lot like a...guitar pick. But I think you know what the name stands for...

Insulated 12 oz Lowball Tank

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I think the implication is that this is a Strong. Ass. Cup. A cup for men who twist off caps that aren't twist-off. For men who rip open Amazon Prime boxes with their bare hands. For men who inflate all 12 of the Annual...

Bossaball

Kicks, spikes, flips, and...trampolines. Nothing bad's gonna happen here! Belgian Filip Eyckmans developed the concept for Bossaball about a decade ago when he was living in Spain and, I guess, jonesing to play all his...

Go Guarded Self Defense Ring

$12.99 Go Guarded »

I bought my girlfriend, She-Ra: Princess of Power, a purple Brutus the Bulldog keychain to serve as her attacker ass-kicking assistant, but I'll admit when it arrived, it turned out to be a lot bigger and clunkier that...

Pando Moto Kevlar-Lined Motorcycle Jeans

$244 Pando Moto »

Like Pando Moto's Karl Desert motorcycle jeans? Their stylin' Cordura denim outer layer pairs with Coolmax technology to help keep you from sweating your balls off while riding, plus panels of Kevlar at key areas along...

V.360 HD Panoramic Camera

$299 VSN Mobil »

Take the V.360 for a spin and it will capture every degree of the turn. This HD sports camera from VSN Mobil is a palm-sized (and kinda coffee grinder-looking) panoramic recorder of all the still sights and 30FPS action...

Cards Against Humanity Fortune Cookies

I like the fortunes that say things like, "Soon you will be sitting on top of the world," and "May you grow rich," followed by a series of lucky numbers that happen to coincide with those drawn during this week's Power...

Rolo Travel Bag

$42.99 Rolo »

With the exception of rich, chewy caramel you can pretty much stuff the Rolo with anything you want to take on your travels, and trust that the portable wardrobe will condense your items into their most compact, most...

EGO Power+ 14" Cordless Chainsaw

$249 - $319.99 Amazon »

Yeah, this will power my ego alright. The EGO Power+ Chainsaw claims its 14" bar and chain, and smooth, high-efficiency brushless motor will provide Power Beyond Belief. They even capitalize "Power Beyond Belief" because...

Phil Curren Custom Car Chairs

What was Phil Curren thinking jumping from 30 years in the fire department to a "retirement" of restoring classic cars with his brother to a hobby of transforming those cars into Adirondack chairs? Where does he think...

Covert Escape Nickel Compass

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If I had a nickel for every nickel that's ever gotten me out of a pickle, I'd have...one Shomer-Tec Nickel. Because, holy Thomas Jefferson, dudes, the Shomer-Tec nickel isn't just your average five cent piece. It's also...

The Emojibator (NSFW)

$29 Emojibator »

"If you can't find a date, emojibate." Some of you will chuckle and others will cringe, but Emojibator creator Jaime Jandler feels all she did was bring an obvious joke to life. And good for her. A little elbow grease...

Grind Tuition Backpack

$65 Grind »

It's time for fall. Time to fall back. Fall back into the grind. But fall back into this Grind, a minimalist bag with a sharp modern design, and you might find you have enough style on your back to shrug fall off of it...

Leidenfrost Effect Ring

$31.80 Grand Illusions »

I love the dude who makes Grand Illusions' videos. I think his name is either George or Hendrik. Both because George Auckland and Hendrik Ball are the two Brits who founded and run Grand Illusions out of an 18th century...

Buck Kinetic Series Throwing Knives

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Take a different kind of Buckshot with Buck Knives' Kinetic Series of throwers. The 3-piece set debuted at game time during one of Chuck Buck's church picnics in 2005, but the knives haven't been publicly available until...

Sole Fixie Bikes

Venice Beach's Sole (So-lay) Bicycle Company makes fixies they hope you'll find as high-performing as they are eye-catching and affordable. Their Whaler, El Tigre, and OFW fixie bikes notably feature a flip-flop hub to...

Nordic Ware Indoor/Outdoor Kettle Smoker

$94.80 Amazon »

Want to smoke out? Or smoke in? With their 365 Indoor / Outdoor Kettle Smoker, Nordic Ware says you can invite some friends over and smoke up however you want...

LinearFlux PokeCharger Portable Battery

$39.99 LinearFlux »

Dead device? Catch a Pokecharge with LinearFlux's 3300mAh high-efficiency portable battery, and resume your hunt of the Doduo faster than you can say "Poke Balls." (And in the process, take a moment to relish the irony...

DC & Marvel Comics Suits

$169.99 - $349.99 Fun.com Suits »

Holy Marvel of Washington DC, Batman! They made a suit out of you! As teased in a preview a couple weeks ago, Fun.com is releasing a line of men's (funny / monkey?) business suits in tribute to your favorite superheroes...

Shark Sushi Plate

$180 Etsy »

Dunk a piece of your Caterpillar Roll in this sushi plate's wasabi & soy sauce reservoir and you might not get it back. Might be the last you see of your chopsticks...and your fingers...too...

Heat-Resistant Oven Rack Guards

Discontinued

Sonofa-- [Insert long, loud string of expletives here.] How many times have I thought I'd just poke my pan of Bagel Bites a little farther back after sticking them in the oven? How many times have I been too lazy to pull...

RhinoShield Playproof Protective Case

$24.99 - $29.99 Evolutive Labs »

From screen covers, to rim bumpers to the full iPhone case you see here, Evolutive Labs' RhinoShield began its quest to protect your iPhone from bumps, scratches, drops, and aggressive jungle beasts in 2013. Their original...

TubShroom Drain Protector

$12.95 Amazon »

If my girlfriend's hair is even in the same room as the bathtub drain--no, sometimes if the follicles just sense the drain's presence from the kitchen or the living room--I swear I'm digging a fist-sized nest of her head...

MasterPan Multi-Sectional Meal Skillet

$43.67 Amazon »

MasterPan asks a good question: why use 5 pans to make a great meal when you only need one? But a better question might be: why use any pans to make a great meal when the girlfriend you live with has Chinese, Thai, Mexican...