Tespo Liquid Vitamin Dispenser

Discontinued

While I wouldn't exactly be stoked to find a Tespo Dispenser of liquid vitamins under the tree this year, I'm sure I'd appreciate having it alongside my Pedialyte and Advil on the morning of New Year's Day. A fast-absorbing...

BOSEbuild Speaker Cube

$168 Amazon »

Do your kids know what Bose-quality sound is? You could enlighten them with a luxe Bose speaker system or some Bose noise-cancelling headphones. Or you could encourage them to enlighten themselves with a BIY BOSEbuild...

Wolverine Meat Claws

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Adamantium is a natural for shredding meat, but I wonder if Wolverine has ever considered using his claws to shred cooked meat. Particularly giant butts of pork grilled slow and smoky on the BBQ, and slathered with sauce...

Ultra-Lightweight Titanium Camping Cutlery

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This set of ultra-lightweight titanium camping cutlery from Esbit gives you one last shot to slice into and spoon up some online Christmas shopping before Father Time puts a fork in delivery options and calls 'em done...

Chevy Chase Signed Lakers Fletch Jersey

$403 Amazon »

Ahhh, remember the Fletch days? The days when investigative reporting got to the bottom of real, important issues like fake illnesses, murder schemes, drug trafficking, hot rich wives, and daydreams of playing for the...

ZINVO Blade Phantom Watch

ZINVO's Blade series of watches have no interest in the secondhand. As trendsetters in timepiece design and engineering, they forgo tradition in favor of distinction, and replace the 60-second tick stick with a rotating...

Travel Cocktail Set

$276.30 Amazon »

There's no place like home for the holidays...and nothing like having a suitcase full of liquor to make it through being there. Picnic Time's Hamilton Travel Cocktail Set stocks you up with essential merry makers and...

ODiN Aurora Projection Mouse

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The Celluon Virtual Keyboard gets a mouse playmate. A Norse God of War mouse playmate. The ODiN Aurora says it's the World's First Projection Mouse, meaning it beams a hi-res 8cm x 8cm box onto the area where you would...

Detroit Grooming Ultimate Beard Box

Come one, come all, and come bearded. The Detroit Grooming Co. Ultimate Beard Box brims with all the facial hair care implements and tinctures you'll need to be the most bright-eyed and bushy-chinned dude of the New Year...

Titanium Embrite Glow Fob

$38.95 Amazon »

The bad news is that this titanium glow-in-the-dark fob is not fitted with a vial of tritium, and therefore does not glow without help, shine brighter the darker it gets, and have a half-life of 12.3 years. The hand-made...

EcoQubeC Aquarium

$119.99 - $275 Amazon »

The EcoQubeC Aquarium is for all the kiddies, girlfriends, and mamas on your gift list this year who are responsible...ish. The desktop Betta fish tank does accommodate a single live fish, which will need to be fed and...

Millennium Falcon Multi-Tool Kit

$29.99 ThinkGeek »

If you've always dreamed of piloting the Millennium Falcon, your dreams are about to come true. In a sense. The Millennium Falcon Multi-Tool Kit won't sit you alongside Chewbacca and power you through interstellar shenanigans...

Japanese Brass Kiridashi Craft Knife

$11.39 Amazon »

Feeling extra sharp, brassy, crafty, and Japanese? Make no mistake, this Kiridashi carving knife isn't just for slicing through Christmas present packaging and scrapbooking fun. The brass-handled blade arrives with an...

Mininch Tool Pens

$69 - $89 Amazon »

Tired of wearing that Inspector Gadget trench filled with screwdrivers and bits? The Mininch Tool Pen gives you an alternative to schlepping around your DIY and In Case of Emergency tools in your coat lining (or your...

The BottleKeeper

$22 - $30 BottleKeeper »

Hey dude, I know it's heating up in here, but just stay cool. Stay cool. Unfortunately, talking to my beers about their habit of going chihuahua-whizzing-on-my-leg warm after the first few sips has proven pretty useless...

Joking Hazard - Build Funny (and Terrible) Comics

$22.39 Amazon »

What game could be better than combining leading and inappropriate partial thoughts to make profane and hysterical complete ones? Joking Hazard. A game that combines leading and inappropriate partial thoughts to make...

The Godfather Safety Razor

$18.97 Amazon »

Treat the Godfather right and he'll lend you a hefty, solid brass and bronze hand, and give you smooth, manly shave with his raw, platinum-coated super blades. Treat the Godfather wrong and...he'll cut you...

Self-Balancing Spinning Top Keychain

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Tiny top, big spin. This stainless steel precision spinner is about half the size of your standard key, so it won't overwhelm your keychain or make it look like you have a side boner if you stuff it in your pocket, and...

Titanium & Copper Bullion Paperweights

$10.99 - $48.49 Amazon »

Here's some paperweight stocking stuffers for chem students and teachers, general science geeks, geeks in general, and people who just like to call it like it is. Metallum Gifts makes their periodic paperweights and desktop...

Sip-N-Spoon Spoon Straw

Discontinued

No more Milk Manchu! Sip-N-Spoon, a plastic spoon with a built-in straw running through its handle, gives kids (and me, and maybe you) an alternative to the dribbles of a bowl-to-face encounter when drinking up that Froot-Loop-infused...

The Undoing Project

$13.42 Amazon »

The Undoing Project isn't so much a story of psychologists Daniel Kahneman and Amos Tversky's Prospect theory as it is of the uncanny, almost twin-like kinship and professional symbiosis the men developed during their...

NoZipp Ultralight Zipperless Sleeping Bag

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Wrestling with your sleeping bag on a night that's colder than a polar bear's toenails because the F'ing zipper is all caught up in the F'ing nylon F'ing mother F'er F'ing sucks. A similar number of F bombs are warranted...

T-Rex Bottle Opener

$39.99 Amazon »

T-Rex, no, please! Don't eat my face! Eat...eat...eat this bottle of Bud Light Lime! ... No dude, that's just the cap, you gotta get the stuff in - no? You don't want it? OK, OK, that's cool - what, you want-? You want...

Occlusion Training Blood Flow Restriction Bands

$5.79 Amazon »

Occlusion training, and the bands that facilitate it, is for all the lightweights out there. As in the plates, bars, dumbbells, and kettlebells that are physically on the lighter side. Originally termed KAATSU training...