HK2 Covert Universal Handcuff Key

$12 TIHK »

From TIHK: At this exact moment, literally anyone can hop onto Amazon and purchase a pair of working police-issue handcuffs, no pre-screening or background check necessary. Fortunately, a few clicks of your own can put...

Landscape Kitchen Knife Set

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According to Chef's Vision, "This is not a knife set. It's a piece of art." ... ... ... "However it's also a knife set." And there's your Deep Thought of the day*...

The Undercover - Changing Room in a Backpack

$69 - $75 The Undress »

The streakers, flashers, and proud displayers of crack of the world will probably take offense at The Undercover, but for the rest of us, a portable changing room that carries our change of, or changed-out-of, clothes...

Levitating Bluetooth Orb Speaker

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This isn't the droid you're looking for. But it is a speaker that sort of looks like the droid you might be looking for. Set the Levitating Bluetooth Orb Speaker on its magnetic platform and connect it to the right device...

Inflat-A-Bull Pool Toy

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Save a horse, ride a pool toy. The Inflat-A-Bull might be the most clever - and scariest; check out the photo-realistic print on that toro's face! - pool toy I've ever seen. And he's here to buck you right into summer...

Gorilla Gripper Panel Carrier

$46.99 Amazon »

Tighter even than Harambe's hold on our hearts, the Gorilla Gripper clings hard to heavy sheet goods so one dude can carry them without risk of back or neck injury, or a raging splinter, when his friend Cornelius is too...

Dino Bioluminescent Plankton Sphere

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If you're too mature to display BioPop's Dino Pet on your desk...or just frustrated that your kids keep stealing it...here's a more sophisticated objet d'art containing the same glowing blue dinoflagellates. If you haven't...

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Giveaway: Solid Wood Soundwave Art

Solid Wood Soundwave Art Giveaway Winner: Congratulations to Tom N. of Ellenton, FL, winner of the Solid Wood Soundwave Art. Thanks to all entrants, and be sure to check the Dude homepage or Dude Giveaways section for...

Playable PONG Coffee Table

The Atari PONG Table isn't the first example we've seen of an element of the gaming world transformed into a coffee table...that's still fully functional as an element in the gaming world. Remember this Nintendo controller...

pureLYFT Energy Stir Sticks

$12.99 - $37.99 Amazon »

A spinana-berry smoothie pureLYFT-ed up with a cuppa-coffee's worth of caffeine. My girlfriend said that would knock out my Sunday hangover. And, washed down with 6 strips of bacon and some biscuits & gravy, it pretty...

Steel Roses

$63.69 Etsy »

It's cold as balls in Findland, so metalsmith Anssi Routavirta gave up on trying to give his wife roses from the florist, and set to making her the bouquet himself. From steel. His hand-forged results are all freestyle...

The Original Egg-Bot - CNC Art Robot Kit

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Get an Egg-Bot in time for Easter and dazzle family and friends with your precision-Sharpied eggs covered in ornate patterns, adorable chick and bunny faces, and the ultimate in egg hunters' prizes: a hard-boiled baby...

Brocade Dinner & Smoking Jacket

$625 Etsy »

Come on, Cousin Larry, don't be re-dikoolous, this is a niiiice jacket. I would wear it to my wedding. And I'd definitely wear it to your wedding. Machete 'N' Sons' Brocade Dinner & Smoking Jackets are part of their Decadence...

G-BOOM Wireless Bluetooth Boombox

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iLounge named G-Project's G-BOOM Bluetooth boombox "Speaker of the Year" in 2013, which I'm pretty sure is the audio equipment equivalent of Time giving Pope Francis Man of the Year. It's a pretty damn awesome and powerful...

Forsvarets Hudsalva Swedish Military Balm

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Yesterday I showed you Fatworks, tasty animal fat you can use to cook. Today I bring you Forsvarets Hudsalva, soothing vegetable fat you can use to fix up your lips chapped from drooling and smacking at the sight of duck...

xHamster fifi - Sex Toy For Men (NSFW)

$29.95 fifi »

Have you met fifi? Rubbed elbows one off with the discreet, no-mess male masturbator yet? If not, here's your chance to slip in on the action with fifi's new xHamster edition...

Fatworks Animal Fat Cooking Oils

$16.95 - $22.35 Amazon »

I don't know much, but I do know that I would like some duck fat french fries. Yes please, Baby Jesus! A coupla spiralized russets, a sturdy saucepan, a big, fat wad of Fatworks kettle-rendered quack fat, and I don't...

Alaska Salmon Leather Wallets

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Think the tanned leather of Alaska Salmon Wallets retains that delightful, "oceanic" scent of where it came from? Oh boy, I hope so. No one will ever sit next to me on the bus, or get up in my personal space at a show...

Temperature-Controlled Electric Kettle

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Just like you prefer some coffees and teas over others, coffees and teas prefer some temperatures of hot water over others. Taking the ease and efficiency of using an electric kettle to heat water one step further, the...

Kneading Shiatsu Back Massager

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I've said it before, but inviting a mesh pillow shiatsu back massager (with heat!) into my home has been one of the best decisions I've ever made. Definitely better than letting in that dude who claimed to be my half...

The Pop-up Book of Sex (NSFW)

$64.49 Amazon »

It's a good thing The Pop-up Book of Sex came to us (hard, I hear) over 10 years ago because the decade in between gave YouTubers plenty of time to put together a detailed video flip-through of every single one of the...

Kove Commuter Wireless Speaker

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Hold your speaker like your can of sodie and drink up its sound from anywhere with KOVE's Commuter, a wireless audio pumper with an X-Bass subwoofer and 8+ hours of playtime per charge...

CliniCloud Medical Kit

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CliniCloud set out to create a home medical kit for those with decidedly non-medical backgrounds. Its small zip-up pouch contains a non-contact thermometer and a digital stethoscope, both of which connect to an iOS or...

Trayvax Cinch Belt

$26.99 Trayvax »

Trayvax got into the industrial minimalist game in 2013 with their metal-plated wallets, and stuck pretty much exclusively with the card & cash carriers for over 3 years. But now they've decided to expand, following up...