The Key Titan puts your lock openers on the lockdown. A neat, compact, jingle-free keychain with a carabiner skeleton, the Key Titan series organizes between 5 and 10 keys into a slim and secure block...
Grandpa Witmer's Mess-Free Peanut Butter Mixer
Grandpa Witmer's crank mixer for "natural" peanut and other nut butters (read: peanut and nut butters separated into 3/4 partially hardened cement mass on bottom, 1/4 pool of oil ready to slosh all over your hand on top)...
Rumpl Beer Blanket
Unlike Rumpl's other sleeping bag-style blanket issues, the Beer Blanket isn't meant to warm up what's on the inside of it, but what's on the outside: your hand. For your drink nestled inside the (admittedly pretty damn...
Magic Leap One Mixed Reality System
Magic Leap is beginning to roll out its Creator Edition of the Magic Leap One mixed reality headset. At printing, developers and artists interested in taking one of the first Magic Leaps of faith into this mashup of real...
Vortex Dome Rheoscopic Fluid Desk Toy
The Vortex Dome is a science-packed desk toy that does for you eyes what fidget toys do for your hands. With a stainless steel and ball bearing spinning base, the Vortex Dome gets a little tactile stimulation in there...
Aeration and filtration be damned! The most important attribute of any wine or liquor decanter is that it looks as dashing as Gosling, as unique as Buscemi, or as badass as The Rock sitting on your bar...
Collapsible, Reusable Straw With Cleaner & Case
I won't try to pretend this collapsible, reusable straw isn't just a copycat of the FinalStraw, an eco-friendly, EDC substitute for the plastic straws many environmentalists have declared Earth's #1 Polluter. Because...
Grasslamp Modern Desktop Garden
Grasslamp designer Marko Vuckovic has developed an award-winning way to combat the darkness, melancholy, and ugliness of being indoors: a grassy knoll for your desktop. Sure, you could fill the space with a houseplant...
Kinesis Advantage2 Contoured Keyboard
That keyboard looks like it went to Arizona and got melted. The Kinesis Advantage2 Contoured Keyboard isn't that different from most ergonomic designs, though. They all tend to be weird by nature - check out these ergo...
Floyd's of Leadville CBD Recovery Protein
Floyd's of Leadville just confirmed for me that CBD pain management and relaxation supplements are the new bacon. From oils to gum drops to - hey, whaddaya know? - protein powder, you can get CBD-infused everything now...
Stainless Steel Double Walled Carabiner Mug
I like how this carabiner mug both represents in its appearance the rock climbers and outdoor enthusiasts who would buy it, plus has a functional design that will serve them well when they're thirsty out in their element...
Mini Cargo Crate Containers
And if you keep giving me the side-eye, scissors, I'm boxing up that cargo crate you live in and shipping you off to Abu Dhabi!...
Back to school means new clothes and sneaks! New bags, packs, and cases. And for the college kids, maybe some new dorm or apartment furniture. New sheets for...uh...new fall adventures. New bike lock to replace the one some d-bag on campus cut through before stealing your bike last spring. New headphones...
Spiral LED Table Lamp
Ah, a fine desk lamp for all the avant garde Slytherins heading back to Hogwart's this fall. This ssssspiraling LED light snakes up 14" from the desk or table surface you place it on, giving off a contemporary serpentine...
Mission Workshop Arkiv Modular Packs
Arkiv modular backpacks give every pair of shoulders the option to beef up or strip down their load as needed. Choose from 3 different styles of 20L or 40L base packs, and then add smaller modules their exterior rails...
Final Fantasy VII World Map Mural
She-Ra: Princess of Power and I have been talking about covering a big, empty white wall in our dining room with a big, antique-style world map. Or maybe a regional map. Or maybe...a Final Fantasy VII world map!...
Colt 45 Walking Cane
The old dude with the walking cane might look like an easy target, but if that cane were capped off with a Colt 45 handgun, I sure wouldn't mess with him. Actually, even if the handle were just plain wood like the rest...
Spartan Warrior Desktop Accessory
Not real sure what you'd need a mini Spartan warrior spear at your desk for - toothpick? - but the hoplite desktop accessory's other tool, a battle sword, is primed for all your letter opening offenses...
Demon Gas Fireplace & Fire Pit Skull
The next iteration of skull gas fireplace and fire pit logs: skull gas fireplace and fire pit logs with demon horns! Myard says that these more recent versions of their popular flame lurkers are heavy, highly detailed...
Pocket Kick Speaker
iLounge awarded Soundfreaq's Pocket Kick its highly coveted Portable Speaker of the Year award. Yes, that's right. Highly coveted, just like the Nobel Prize for Making Shit Up. Buuut...bogus award or not, I have to concede...
For years Air Jordan sneakers have been preserved and immortalized in various ways. Some people wear them until their toes pop out the uppers. Some buy two pairs, and keep one boxed in mint condition to pass down to their children. Some put them in glass display cases running the entire length of...
Hell's Forge Portable Knife & Tool Making Forge
Here's a nice, compact forge you can use to smith yourself some knives and tools and jewelry. Or you can just stick your head inside the single burner from time to time next winter when you're trying to remember exactly...
StratoLauncher IV Water Rocket Launcher Kit
Hope you've been drinking a lot of sodie lately because the StratoLauncher IV is jonesing to rocket the bottles it came in over 350' into the air...
Geometric Ceramic Batman Statue
This artsy, matte black ceramic Batman statue is a superhero gift fit for the superhero himself. Dark, tasteful, and modern, I could see Atelier Article's piece on one of the Wayne mansion mantles, where...it would raise...