Kelvin Coats Heated Jackets
This winter, Kelvin Coats bring on the warm, the toasty, and, in my case, the wife who isn't perpetually staring at me with chattering teeth or goosing me from behind with hands that feel like they just came out of a...
Ardent Nova Decarboxylator
What the Ardent Nova is a decarboxylator? Well, if you have to ask you probably...are just like me. Today I learned Ardent's countertop device "decarbs" cannabis, or activates the THC in the raw flower (it will do kief...
Travel Amp Phone Light Diffuser
Fred & Friends' Travel Amp, a light diffuser for your phone's flashlight, is like most of the company's creations: cute 'n' clever, but more novelty gift than useful addition to your supplies for life...
Bump It Off Brush for Fabric, Kitchen, Pets & Body
That all-in-one pet groomer, stain remover, pot scrubber, and skin exfoliator you've been seeking? Look no further! The Bump It Off is a silicone cleaning brush that does it all! I'll bet you thought it would be much...
Gentlemen's Hardware 12-in-1 Kitchen Multi-Tool
I'm not sure how practical Gentlemen's Hardware's 12-in-1 Kitchen Multi-Tool will be for performing actual tasks in the kitchen, but if you're a lady looking for a gift for a man that might encourage him to help you out...
Fishing Man Table Lamp
Know any fishermen, plumbers, electricians, or steampunk enthusiasts? Mr.J + Mr.C's Fishing Man Table Lamp covers a whole lot of bases for those looking for a gift for a man. And even if he is (or you are) none of the...
SpyFinder Pro Hidden Camera Detector
Hidden cameras watching me in the dressing room? In my Air BnB? In the office? ... Well, I figured they're watching me in the office. Listen, I'm not trying to SpyFinder Pro up any paranoia here, but the hidden camera...
Evil Demon Baby Halloween Prop
Ha! Etsy shop Virtual Mess says their Evil Demon Baby Halloween prop is for anyone who is pregnant...or just has a big belly...
Battlesh*ts - Sink the Turd Game
Battleshits is a cross between the game Battleship and the practice of playing with your turds. How childish...
Morning Recovery Drink
Was it working at Tesla that encouraged former employee Sisun Lee to develop the Morning Recovery detox and rehydration drink? I can't say for sure, but why else would the PR materials for a new hangover cure mention...
LoafNest Super Easy Dutch Oven Bread Maker
When LoafNest sent me one of their cast iron dutch ovens to test out its bread making skills (and the claim that it's the world's easiest artisan bread kit) I assumed my wife would be doing the baking. Not because she's...
Cardboard Airships by Jeroen van Kesteren
Cardboard airships. Now there's an idea for how to recycle all those boxes I get from Amazon. I'll have to fly Jeroen van Kesteren over from the Netherlands to build them for me though since I'm pretty sure the only piece...
First We Feast's Hot Ones brings me so much joy. Who'd have thought feeding celebrities 10 hot-sauce-slathered chicken wings of increasing spice levels, up to Scoville units that make them swear and sweat and snot all over themselves and guzzle milk like a baby to ease the pain, could be such first-rate...
Cup Cozy Pillow
I always preferred the term "koozie" to "cozy" because, really, how cozy can a foam cylinder made to hold your beer be? Well. I stand corrected. If you turn that cup holder into a squishy pillow with space for not one...
Gorilla Bow Portable Home Gym
If the R3BAR AlphaPro doesn't have enough curves to fit your type of strength and conditioning tool, check out the Gorilla Bow. Another portable home gym that incorporates resistance bands for muscle building, the Gorilla...
Air Bud Wireless Bluetooth Earbuds
Yep, Air Buds are cheap knockoffs of Apple's AirPods. But, with decent reviews and a price that probably won't make you smoke out the ears and stomp through the floor like Rumpelstiltskin when the lady guessed his name...
Orvis Personalized Toasting Box
Orvis' Personalized Toasting Box, a cased set of 10 shot glasses, plus a slot for a bottle of whiskey, is my #1 pick for the Thanksgiving dinner potluck this year. Maybe doctor it up as a monogrammed gift for Dad, and...
Jurassic Park Dr. Ian Malcolm Statue
After I saw Jurassic Park as a kid, I thought Dr. Ian Malcolm, and by proxy Jeff Goldblum, was The Man. Then I saw him on Hot Ones last season, eating vegan chicken wings and talking about how his voice doctor said he...
Fur-Lined Winter Slipper Boots
I saw a dude wearing a pair of these furry slipper boots at the coffee shop yesterday morning, and since it was one of the first mornings of what will become many months of temperatures that do not please me, I became...
Customizable Bluetooth LED Glasses
The eyes are the window to the...next EDM dance party with this pair of customizable Bluetooth LED glasses. Festivals, Halloween, sporting events, anywhere you want to make a lit-up statement serves as a fine locale for...
The LaySee Pillow for Glasses Wearers
I know "LaySee Pillow" is an irresistible pun, but come on, I'm not lazy just because I want to be able to lie down and see. And also, not to get all Grammar Po on you, but according to Sheriff Word Use, you don't lay...
People Pot Pies
What the Marie Callender's is a People Pot Pie? According to Ashley Newman, owner of Etsy shop It Came From Under My Bed, and possible evil witch from Hansel & Gretel, it is a "pie made of people." People mixed with fava...
Grilltastic Steam Cleaning BBQ Grill Brush
I have a steam cleaning mop I like pretty alright, but a steam cleaning BBQ grill brush? Sounds Grilltastic!...
Football Clubs of Europe
So I guess there's a few more football clubs of Europe than there are NFL clubs of America, huh? Yeah, I mean, I knew that before, but seeing it visualized in one of Pop Chart Labs' excellent infographic posters is almost...