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I Love Shoplifting Tote Bag

Posted: November 13, 2018
I Love Shoplifting Tote Bag
$24.99 - $27.99
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Need any gifts for teens? Get them something they'll love - or at least something that talks about something they love - with this I Love Shoplifting tote bag from HUMAN. Available in 13" and 18" sizes for both light days of swiping sodie and Combos from the 7-Eleven, and heavier ones of nabbing speakers and designer jeans from the mall.

Oh I know, I know, I'm stereotyping and trashing teens as a thieving demographic. But I don't really think all teens are shoplifters who love shoplifting. I mean, definitely not as much as spoiled rich millennials and bored housewives anyway....

HUMAN describes their I Love Shoplifting tote bag as "a funny way to turn heads!" I'll add my own CYA statement that I do not love shoplifting, and I do not love people who love shoplifting. But I do love this tote bag as a novelty item for pranksters, and truly a terrific white elephant gift for the work exchange this year. Heh, especially if you work in retail.

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