Sea Monster Salt Pig

Who better to guard your salt than a creature of the sea? Rachel Kirk's Sea Monster Salt Pig (does that seem like too many nouns in a row to anyone else?) spins the classic seasoning crock into a two-finned, two-toothed...

Berkshire CBD Flower

$7.95 - $129.95 Berkshire CBD »

CBD flower might remind you of the kid from junior high who tried to sell people "joints" filled with oregano, but Berkshire CBD promises, even though their CBD buds contain no THC, they'll do a lot more than make you...

PlaneAire Travel Mist - Purifying Disinfecting Spray

$14.99 Amazon »

PlaneAire Travel Mist knows you counted down the days to your trip to Croatia for 6 months leading up to it, and now it's finally here. You've trudged through security, shown your passport 9,000 times, waited in line...

Pull Start Fire - Pull String Firestarter

$19.99 Amazon »

Hey, hey, pull my fire! DOOSH! Instant log ignition. Now. Wanna make it bigger?...

St. Andrews Beach House

Off to Oz we go today. More specifically, St. Andrews Beach on Victoria's Mornington Peninsula, where the strip malls and restaurants are nil, the corner store and brewery exist singly, and the sand dunes provide the...

The Bucket List: Places to Find Peace and Quiet

$26.55 Amazon »

Are feeling zen and achieving self-actualization on your bucket list? The Bucket List: Places to Find Peace and Quiet is a book filled with ideas for those who take a slightly different approach to the trendy method of...

LED Steampunk Top Hat

$149.34 Etsy »

Any dapper, steampunk-lovin' grooms-to-be out there looking to upstage their brides at the wedding? Oh come on, wearing an LED Steampunk Top Hat is great way to kick off your marriage! It even glows in your choice of...

Convenience Kits Men's Toiletry Travel Kits

$11.61 - $26.35 Amazon »

I'm not helpful enough to have priced out for you Convenience Kits' line of Men's Toiletry Travel Kits to determine if their consolidated dopp bags of mini bottles and packs of grooming products are a much better deal...

Am I Dying?!: A Complete Guide to Your Symptoms

$10.29 Amazon »

Find out if you're dying, and have a laugh about it, with Am I Dying?!: A Complete Guide to Your Symptoms--and What to Do Next, a new "comprehensive, light-hearted resource for the hypochondriac in all of us." Written...

Shiba Inu Dog Marshmallows

If the sight of a Shiba Inu makes you just want to squishitsface, well, how about sparing the dog's dignity and ability to breathe, and taking out your cuteness aggression on a set of Shiba Inu Dog Marshmallows? Come...

Whether I'm in the car commuting or road tripping, driving or riding shotgun, there are certain items I like to have on hand on the off almost certain chance I get stuck in traffic...

Triple Bunk Bed

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Now that's an interesting twist on the threesome. I have never seen a triple bunk bed before Dorel Living's Sierra model. Have you? Is this a thing I missed out on refusing to leave my Nintendo behind for summer camp...

SolFit Yoga Board

$329.99 Amazon »

You may have mastered Down Dog on land, but how about on water? The SolFit Aquatic Fitness Mat is a yoga board is designed for yogis to use in the pool or open water, where they can take their balance, coordination, and...

FLUXBAG - One Breath Air Pump

$16.74 - $22.45 FLUXBAG »

While air loungers have pretty much run their course as a pop culture phenomenon, the FLUXBAG has taken the loungers' easy-inflate concept and given it a new, and probably more valuable over the long term, application:...

BedShelfie - The Original Bedside Shelf

$34.99 - $49.99 Amazon »

Suckered again. My wife asked if we could get a BedShelfie and I thought she meant could we get naked and take a selfie in bed. (I attributed the shhhelfie pronunciation to a speech impediment caused by the bite of egg...

Toddler Target Potty Training Bullseye

$34.88 Amazon »

The Toddler Target is a potty training tool that projects a green bullseye in your toilet bowl so your little whizzers have something a little more focused than the entirety of your bathroom to aim their stream at. Toddler...

BolaWrap 100 Handheld Remote Restraint Device

What's this, BolaWrap? Taser meets...lasso?! Sign me up! ... Er, on the delivering, not the receiving end, please...

MekaMon Berserker V2 AR Battle-Bot

Discontinued

MekaMon's Berserker V2 AR Battle-Bot isn't quite as cool as, say, an Mk. III MegaBot, but in its own, scaled-down way, it's still a piloted battle mech whose potential for AR combat makes it look almost as fun for me...

Ledger Nano S - Cryptocurrency Hardware Wallet

$48 - $59 Amazon »

Since there's no reason not to trade cryptocurrency in style, the Ledger Nano S crypto asset hardware wallet also comes in Jade Green, Lagoon Blue, Saffron Yellow, and, oooh, Flamingo Pink...

Helm True Wireless Headphones

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Helm's True Wireless Headphones look like a coupla fly eyes for your ears. Both in the sense that they resemble the compound retinal makeup of the insect, and that their design is pretty fly. Here's hoping the earbuds'...

Shark Duvet & Pillowcase Set

$119 - $149 Uncommon Goods »

Aw man, the legs dangling from the jaws of the Shark Duvet & Pillowcase Set are not included with purchase. You have to supply your own. Uh, that is, they're not printed on the bedding as I thought when I first saw it...

WaterLily Micro Turbine Water or Wind USB Charger

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There's certainly no lack of wind or water in my parts right now. But the WaterLily micro turbine USB charger is still going to have to wait a few months for me to head out on the trail or up any sort of currently-blizzard-experiencing...

Worst Co-Worker Ribbon Set

$20 Etsy »

The sarcasm of Adult Achievement Stickers combine with my personal favorite BS award medium, ribbons, and head to the office with this Worst Co-Worker Ribbon Set from Etsy shop Boldfaced. As much fun as it might be to...

Benchmade Tactical Triage 917 Knife

$187 - $199.75 Amazon »

A newer addition to Benchmade's Tactical series of blades, the Tactical Triage 917 Knife is "made to work when the going gets pro." Say wha? Like, when the going gets pro, the pros get...a Benchmade Tactical Triage 917...