Golden Boy Pool Float
Who wants a ride on the Golden Boy? Don't worry, when you put your lips to this pool float's inflation nozzle you'll see it swells to a formidable 79 inches long (holy crap, Ron Jeremy!) with an extra thick construction and the stamina to carry you, plus a coupla friends if they're up for it, on top all summer long.
While a simple beach and pool float in name, I think it's obvious the Golden Boy inflatable has been endowed with the potential to be so much more. For example, you can also use it as:
- A bachelorette party prop.
- A mildly offensive attention-getter for those who like to get attention by mildly offending people.
- A summer fling for all the singles out there.
- A lifelong companion for the Luscious Lips pool float.
Another interesting characteristic of the Golden Boy pool float is that if you really look, it sort of resembles a penis.
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