me Sleek Face & Body Permanent Hair Removal System
Dudes and ladies, maybe you dig your hairy back / chest / arms / legs / upper lip. But if you're here reading about the me Sleek Face & Body Permanent Hair Removal System, my guess is you're more of the mindset that these...
Game of Thrones The World of Ice & Fire Chart
At printing, Pop Chart's The World of Ice & Fire was a work in progress, growing and changing with the final season of Game of Thrones, and waiting for shipment until its last edit is known...
Star Wars Day has come again, and along with saying May the 4th be with you in 2019, I can also offer you this collection of the best Star Wars gifts the months since Star Wars Day 2018 have forged for us. Plus a few galactic classics centered around Darth Vader, Han Solo, Chewbacca, the Stormtroopers...
Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderizer
The Infinity Gauntlet Meat Tenderizer: When Perfect Steak is Your Endgame. This new piece of Avengers merch is even cooler looking than the Thor's Hammer meat mallet I saw at the end of last year. I wonder how big of...
Lady on Carpet Rug
I wonder if the woman trapped in this Seletti Wears TOILETPAPER Rug looks ill at ease because she's trapped in a rug, or because Treehorn's thug just peed on her...
Swiss Army I.N.O.X. Carbon Firefighters' Watch
Victorinox honors and shows deserved gratitude to our firefighters with the latest 1,200-piece limited edition of their I.N.O.X Carbon series Swiss Army watch...
The SHELF Self-Mounting Shelf
The SHELF doesn't look like a life-changing design. You might even scan past its self-mounting qualifier since pretty much every piece of tech and gear is smart enough to do something by itself these days. But I, sirs...
Avocado String Lights
These avocado string lights remind me of a greeting card I saw last week. It had a picture of avocados on the front and a quote from Miguel de Cervantes, "...can we ever have too much of a good thing?" Well. According...
VIA Waterproof Knit Shoes
VIA Knit Shoes are treated with a Nano-Tech Membrane that repels both water and dirt for up to 2 hours of tromping around in mud puddles on a rainy spring day. They're also convertible sneaks, with fold-over flaps that...
Viome at-Home Gut Microbiome Test
I'm not sure I really need a Viome at-Home Gut Microbiome Test to give me an "accurate gut analysis." I can pretty much look in the mirror and figure out the most important things about mine: it's a little too soft and...
Male Reproductive System Shower Curtain
Who exactly is a Male Reproductive System Shower Curtain for? Men or women? Pubescent boys? Medical students? Friends who come over for dinner parties? I can't say who or what gave TOMPOP the idea to turn a page out of...
April 2019 was a month of fools, fancies, and filth around here. Ahhh, I hope you enjoy rehashing Dude's top products of April as much as I did...
Star Wars: The Original Trilogy Scented Candle Sets
This series of scented Star Wars candles features 5-piece sets corresponding to each of the films in the original Star Wars trilogy: A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back, and Return of the Jedi. The collections, which...
Artificial Grass Interlocking Mats
If it looks like grass and grows like...uh...feels like...uh, well. These interlocking mats pretty much stop at looking like grass, but if your concrete jungle needs a lawn like mine does, they're realistic enough, plus...
Refrigerator Door Lock
I like how the people who sell this refrigerator lock advertise it as a good way to secure sensitive medications or other restricted items, especially in public places like schools and hospitals, but every person who's...
Boogie Dice - Self-Rolling, Sound-Activated Dice
Before I tell you about Boogie Dice, let me ask, are you into technology? Do you like a spectacle? Are you lazy? Affirmatives to any of the above encourage these self-rolling, sound-activated LED dice to boogie their...
The How Things Work series of books endeavors to use charts, infographics, and colorful illustrations to teach us the meaning of life...
Stuffed Puffs Chocolate Filled Marshmallows
Forget S'mores, in filling jumbo marshmallows with milk chocolate, Stuffed Puffs just brought my favorite childhood competition of seeing how many marshmallows I can stuff in my mouth without needing the Heimlich back...
Eat a D**k - Anonymously Mail a Chocolate Penis (NSFW)
It might be made of chocolate, but this penis is sized like a d**k. Shaped like a d**k. Textured like a d**k. It's even certified organic like a d**k! And it's all boxed and ready for you to send to someone you think...
Grasski Grass Skis
Grasski USA says, "Extend your season!" And they're not joking. Their conveyor belts for your feet really make it possible to ski on grass, and train for the snowy slopes all green summer long, without spending $25K on...
Windmill Watermelon Slicer
Oh, Windmill Watermelon Slicer, not since the Chef'n Cob Corn Stripper has a kitchen tool made me so excited for summer's bounty. Ah, I remember the summer of 2016. I must have eaten a hundred bushels of corn. With the...
Refrigerator Coffee Table
This refrigerator coffee table is probably a Sobro cooler coffee table knockoff, and it's not a whole lot cheaper, but if you prefer the color and design to what's available elsewhere, the features and functions will...
ExtremeMist Personal Cooling System
Aside from the ExtremeMist name reading like "extremist" when I first look at it, the Personal Cooling System would be a welcome addition to my summer activities. (Extremists, though, political, religious, social media...