How to Become a Federal Criminal

$20.37 Amazon »

Most of us are well versed in the obvious ways to become a federal criminal, but for the more creatively minded out there, How to Become a Federal Criminal will give you some tips on earning the status through some more...

IQbuds BOOST Earbuds & Hearing Enhancers

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IQbuds BOOST - notice how they put the "BOOST" in all caps so you know right off these Bluetooth earbuds make things louder - aren't just for blasting music directly down your canals. Fitted with Ear ID, IQbuds BOOST...

Truck Tailgate LED Light Bar

$19.99 - $28.99 Amazon »

If you've got a big ol' truck, I can only assume you also have a big ol'...tailgate. This truck tailgate LED light bar will help you show it off, plus enhance and add versatility to your rear lighting configuration...

Oral Me Thong Underwear

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This isn't the first time a thong has been compared to dental floss. But with the Oral Me thong underwear, ladies might be more inclined to accept, maybe even champion, the connection. Because here it's not about some...

Bose Noise Cancelling Headphones 700

$100 Amazon »

Bose will release the latest in their line of Noise Cancelling Headphones, the 700s, as the first of a 3-part series at the end of June 2019. Long a favorite, though not always the favorite, among equal-part lovers of...

Why My Cat Is More Impressive Than Your Baby

$8.94 Amazon »

Do we really need a whole book about Why My Cat Is More Impressive Than Your Baby? Does anyone really dispute this fact in the first place? Cats: furry; funny; fearless; independent. Babies: diapers full of poo...

FlipRocks Extreme Flip-Flops

$89.99 FlipRocks »

FlipRocks are a far cry from your average flip-flops. Buuuut, they seem to be right in line - or rather, right in injection-molded removable grips with extreme traction applications - with your average dad shoe...

My collection of strange, silly, and standout swimwear is for dudes and ladies who march to the beach of their own drum. Sun bums who aren't just ready for, but who crave the double-takes and ogles they'll get from everyone on the sand and at the pool (or at the bar?) who sees them wearing one of...

Friendly Swede Multi-Tool Stylus Pen

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A Friendly Swede original, the Multi-Tool Stylus Pen combines...well, a multi-tool with a stylus pen. The pocket-protector-ready e-writer has a total of 9 different uses. At least, 9 that the Friendly Swede wants to talk...

Sexed Pair of Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches

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Who figured out that this is the magic combination of words - "Sexed Pair of Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches" - that's going to make every mother in America say, "Why, of course, honey!" when her kid asks to get a pet?...

Better Habitat SleepReady Memory Foam Floor Mattress

$159.95 Amazon »

Better Habitat's SleepReady Memory Foam Floor Mattress is quite the dynamic crash pad. Thanks to its roll-up, portable design the 3"-thick slab o' sleepy time for overnight guests can just as easily slip inside your tent...

Internal Organs Rash Guard Swimsuit

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Ladies, show off your real beach bod this summer with an internal organs swimsuit. It's also a combo one-piece and rash guard, so even as you're revealing expansive areas of your anatomical insides, you'll be protecting...

CoolMen Testicle Cooling Device

Need a Father's Day gift for a would-be dad? The CoolMen Testicle Cooling Device, despite sounding and looking like no more than an awesome jock strap for chilling your balls, exists in the name of fertility. It's a testicle...

Arteflame 40" Grill

Discontinued

Arteflame's 40" Grill goes from a BBQ with visiting family tonight to a bonfire with the lady you didn't want to torture with meeting them when they all leave tomorrow. A slick, contemporary design for your patio or back...

40 Below Joe Frozen Coffee Beads

$34.99 - $64.99 40 Below Joe »

If 40 Below Joe's frozen coffee beads look a lot like caffeinated Dippin' Dots to you, and you love you some caffeine and Dippin' Dots, then today is a good day, my friend. These brewed Arabica beans and creamer have...

Comfi Memory Foam Hoodie

$88 - $117 Comfi »

What's this, Comfi memory foam hoodie? Like walking around with a mattress strapped to my back? A butt pillow built in to my sweatshirt? Ha! Haha! That sounds ridiculous!...

Aladdin's Lamp E-Cigarette

$25.99 Firebox.com »

Ha! An Aladdin's Lamp E-Cigarette! Some real family-friendly merch to launch in tandem with Disney's live-action rerelease. I wonder if the fresh and princely genie inside approves. And whether he's more partial to the...

Catch-A-Lure Fly Retriever

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When it comes to gifts for Dad, the Catch-A-Lure is pretty fly for a fish guy. (Especially a fish guy who likes dad jokes.)...

Nomodo Trio Qi-Certified Charger & Drink Warmer/Cooler

Discontinued

The Nomodo Trio is a Qi-certified fast charger on one half and dual mug warmer / drink cooler on the other. Need a Father's Day gift for Dad? Nomodo's desktop setup is an especially great choice for kids with dads who...

My Hibachi BBQ 3-in-1 Sit Around Grill

$1,999 Amazon »

Now here's a way to win your dinner party or first date. My Hibachi BBQ's 3-in-1 Sit Around propane gas grill is an investment to be sure, but think of all the use you'll get out of it, showing off to friends and family...

Gluteus Maximus Sticky Notes

$12.99 Amazon »

Obviously the best thing to write on a Gluteus Maximus Sticky Note is "Nice ass." A gift for your girlfriend. Or maybe, "I'm a giant ass" for your boss. Or, for your father-in-law, "This is where I'm tight." And for your...

KAN Core Chef Knife

$135 - $139 Amazon »

Chef in name, Damascus in style, Japanese in origin. The KAN Core Chef Knife is made of AUS-10 or VG-10 steel to maintain a burly, 59-60 HRC hardness without going brittle. KAN says the result is a kitchen blade that...

OmiSonic - Wireless Ultrasonic Cleaning Tool

$128 - $143 OmiSonic »

What do jelly donut stains, tarnished silverware, and a bunch of dirty carrots have in common? According to OmiSonic their new wireless ultrasonic cleaning tool can de-gunk and return all of them to peak wearing, using...

Rolls-Royce Champagne Chest

$46,800 Rolls-Royce »

All the dudes who keep emailing to ask why I don't cover more gear and accessories for their superyachts? I'm delighted to appease you today, courtesy of the House of Rolls-Royce. The luxury car maker is releasing the...