They might make you look more like one of the 3 bears, but Polar Shorts, insulated fleece shorts described as "comfy AF," will make you feel like Goldilocks come spring and fall. Hear that, Dad? Your choice of 100% polyester...

Sadly - or maybe thankfully? - there are no photos of the Testicuzzi in action. At least not any this jacuzzi for the nuts' makers have published publicly. But one look at the empty hot tub - its contoured rim, its dual...

Had it up to your ears with all the headphones and earbuds on the market? Bose has your back. Or rather, your neck. In addition to their recent foray into eyewear with the Bose Frames open-ear audio sunglasses, the company...

Nothing to see here. Because...because...these swim trunks are transparent! Bwahahaha!...

Welcome to What Is This Thing?, a photographic feature of a puzzling product I invite you to spend a minute or two pondering when your brain needs a break from pondering more critical life issues, like whether or not...

I Spot-ted one of these DogSpot public dog houses in person yesterday and, having not heard of them before, spent about 5 minutes walking around it reading all of the doggie daycare box's colorful commentary and instructions...

Ride safely, and rave brightly, my friends. The Tracer360 is an athletic vest designed to provide 360-degree illumination, reflectivity, and fluorescence. It has 6 user-controlled solid LED colors - red, blue, purple...

Wrap it up as a gift for your kids, and hope this World Giant Coloring Poster is giant enough that their crayons, markers, and colored pencils will stay within the sheet's borders, if not within the lines. At 45.3" long...

I'd go with this hat trick breakfast station over the Koizumi Japanese toaster oven and egg fryer, since the former costs less and throws in a coffee maker. But, if you're really into imports from Japan, or things that...

Unlike Rachel and the rest of the Friends gang, LEGO's Central Perk Friends collectible set didn't even forget Gunther!...

When Tristan Gooley talks about The Lost Art of Reading Nature's Signs, he doesn't mean the ones that say, "Stay on trail," "Pack it in, pack it out," and "No camping," but based on human idiocy, ignorance, and obsession...

The lollipop storage conundrum is solved! Jonathan Adler's Mohawk Lollipop Holder meets the needs of the masses befuddled over how best to store and display all of their...one, two, three, four, five, six, seven...seven...

These Shoulder Dolly Moving Straps probably would have made my move from my mama's house to She-Ra: Princess of Power's condo a few years ago way easier. She-Ra's got, like, 4 inches on Mama, which made hauling big, awkward...

With these hand-carved personalized baseball bats, you can make damn sure anyone trying to break into your house knows it was Darryl - or Michael, or Cornelius, or Jennifer - who whacked him upside the head...

Not sure how many polar bears - or adult women - have that caliber of high kick in them, but I think if I were wearing a SnooZzoo polar bear furry friend sleeping bag like the lady above, I'd probably try my luck at an...

If the Ice Cream Canteen can really vacuum-insulate pints of mint chip and Phish Food for hours on the go, then I'll scream, you'll scream, we'll all scream for ice cream like never before. Ben & Jerry's at the summit...

Ah, Slinkies and coins, my favorite things from the 80s mashing up to make the Elongation Piggy Bank*. The Slinky stasher doesn't make many changes to the original walking spring, but it does make 2 crucial ones: caps...

A showstopper for the kitchen, this Thai Forged Steel Moon Knife is an actual handcrafted, artisanal piece from Thailand. Its carbon steel blade is almost half as wide as it is long at the base, but arcs in to its point...

Butt showers to go! Sonny is a portable bidet, a wand that slips in your pack or purse to deliver that cleansing, hygienic, waste-free spray of water to crotches, cheeks, and sphincters using unequipped toilets. Or popping...

The Velda Floating Pond Bubble moves the PetPeek dog window from your fence to your fish pond. The 28" ball floats filled on the water's surface, giving typical subsurface dwellers, such as koi and goldfish, the chance...

Not only is the Argo Crib an architectural masterpiece of a bassinet, Ludwig & Dominique says their collaborative piece with Noir Vif will protect your infant from more than rock-a-bye babying out onto the floor. Made...

The JOOLA Infinity is a smart, app-controlled table tennis training robot able to feed human partners any type of ping pong shot, coaching novices into experts, and pros into Forrest Gump. In other words, spend some time...

Can't wait to see what kind of primitive injuries I sustain trying to prep dinner with Berkel's Primitive Kitchen Knife. That's not to say I don't like it. The design is very cool, a fused blade and handle reminiscent...