Tile Mat Customizable Doormat
If you're gonna be a doormat, may as well be a Tile doormat that can say whatever the F it wants! The Tile Mat is a fully customizable, and infinitely changeable, floor mat consisting of a white snap-in backing and black hexagon tiles you can arrange in whatever message or design suits you - or your visitors - on the day-to-day.
Go from a simple "Yo Bro" on the Tile Mat when your friend Cornelius is coming over to watch Wu Assassins to "Please Leave By 9" when your wife invites a couple of co-worker couples over for dinner. And just in case they miss the message on the doormat, and the banner in the living room, you can also put a customized Tile Mat in the bathroom, so they'll be sure to see it when they hit the head.
Tile Mat's come in 2 sizes, 18" x 30" and 24" x 36". Both include a big bag of flexible caps for showing off your greeting, or insult, skills. If you're particularly crafty, perhaps you can tile outline a whale and replicate my favorite welcome mat ever.
Tile Mats seek crowdfunding here on Kickstarter through September 13, 2019.