I'd go with this hat trick breakfast station over the Koizumi Japanese toaster oven and egg fryer, since the former costs less and throws in a coffee maker. But, if you're really into imports from Japan, or things that...

Unlike Rachel and the rest of the Friends gang, LEGO's Central Perk Friends collectible set didn't even forget Gunther!...

When Tristan Gooley talks about The Lost Art of Reading Nature's Signs, he doesn't mean the ones that say, "Stay on trail," "Pack it in, pack it out," and "No camping," but based on human idiocy, ignorance, and obsession...

The lollipop storage conundrum is solved! Jonathan Adler's Mohawk Lollipop Holder meets the needs of the masses befuddled over how best to store and display all of their...one, two, three, four, five, six, seven...seven...

These Shoulder Dolly Moving Straps probably would have made my move from my mama's house to She-Ra: Princess of Power's condo a few years ago way easier. She-Ra's got, like, 4 inches on Mama, which made hauling big, awkward...

With these hand-carved personalized baseball bats, you can make damn sure anyone trying to break into your house knows it was Darryl - or Michael, or Cornelius, or Jennifer - who whacked him upside the head...

Not sure how many polar bears - or adult women - have that caliber of high kick in them, but I think if I were wearing a SnooZzoo polar bear furry friend sleeping bag like the lady above, I'd probably try my luck at an...

If the Ice Cream Canteen can really vacuum-insulate pints of mint chip and Phish Food for hours on the go, then I'll scream, you'll scream, we'll all scream for ice cream like never before. Ben & Jerry's at the summit...

Ah, Slinkies and coins, my favorite things from the 80s mashing up to make the Elongation Piggy Bank*. The Slinky stasher doesn't make many changes to the original walking spring, but it does make 2 crucial ones: caps...

A showstopper for the kitchen, this Thai Forged Steel Moon Knife is an actual handcrafted, artisanal piece from Thailand. Its carbon steel blade is almost half as wide as it is long at the base, but arcs in to its point...

Butt showers to go! Sonny is a portable bidet, a wand that slips in your pack or purse to deliver that cleansing, hygienic, waste-free spray of water to crotches, cheeks, and sphincters using unequipped toilets. Or popping...

The Velda Floating Pond Bubble moves the PetPeek dog window from your fence to your fish pond. The 28" ball floats filled on the water's surface, giving typical subsurface dwellers, such as koi and goldfish, the chance...

Ain't no practical joke more practical than Tirecockz. The ridickulous penis tire valve stem caps will humiliate your friend Cornelius (more than driving a Dodge Neon beater already does) but still protect his valve stems...

Not only is the Argo Crib an architectural masterpiece of a bassinet, Ludwig & Dominique says their collaborative piece with Noir Vif will protect your infant from more than rock-a-bye babying out onto the floor. Made...

The JOOLA Infinity is a smart, app-controlled table tennis training robot able to feed human partners any type of ping pong shot, coaching novices into experts, and pros into Forrest Gump. In other words, spend some time...

Can't wait to see what kind of primitive injuries I sustain trying to prep dinner with Berkel's Primitive Kitchen Knife. That's not to say I don't like it. The design is very cool, a fused blade and handle reminiscent...

I can't say I've ever seen a chair with a "Do Not Hit" sign or theme, but that doesn't make this Do Hit Chair any less interesting to me. It's like, you know, Just Do Hit...

I don't necessarily think Peelaways created their disposable fitted bed sheets for promiscuous and routinely intoxicated boys and girls - ahem, college students - but with back to school time coming up, that's definitely...

Roger Hargreaves' Little Miss and Mr. Men books get the Doctor Who mashup treatment with this line of storybooks giving each of the 13 Doctors new adventures and foes - more kid-friendly adventures and foes - to conquer...

Knock Knock's Personal Library Kit brings back to bibliophiles a glorious old library circulation technique: cards secured in sleeves inside books' front covers with date stamps indicating when borrowers will start ignoring...

Oh boy, Dad, this one's for you. The Chair Gym appears to express no irony in calling itself an all-in-on total body workout system that's "great for all fitness levels." I would add, particularly the fitness levels who...

Grip Clean heavy duty hand soap goes for the sly marketing technique of claiming it will wash your soiled hands clean of dirt using the power of...dirt. Developed for auto mechanics, fabricators, construction workers...

I wonder if this Wallflower also teams up with Cinderella to put it all together. Wait a sec...nope. No Cinderella for this retrofit smart stove plug, but the safety monitor can pair with the fairytale princess Alexa...