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FloorPops Peel & Stick Floor Tile

$7.61 - $17.99 Amazon »

Peeling & sticking a hundred of these FloorPops adhesive tiles in perfect formation and alignment to your kitchen or bathroom floor might not sound like a very enticing Sunday DIY project, but...it sure beats gluing and...

Soliom Wireless Solar Powered Security Camera

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The Soliom Bird S60 is a solar-powered outdoor home security camera. That is, it's completely wireless and self-sustained by a built-in 4000mAh battery that charges with at least 1 hour of direct sunlight per day. (There's...

Kentucky Double Cigar Ashtray & Coaster

$159.99 Amazon »

This Kentucky Double doesn't go in your glass, it goes under it. The cigar ashtray and coaster combo is a patented design handmade in the US out of 6061 aircraft grade aluminum, FAS grade hardwood, full-grain leather...

Prank Toilet Goblin

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I know the toilet goblin prank isn't a new one, but I just saw Aubrey Plaza on Hot Ones, and when Sean Evans asked her what the best prank she ever pulled on Parks & Rec was, she said she put one of these goblins in the...

TechDen Screen Time Manager & Charger

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TechDen. What a euphemism, kids! More like TechJail. This little apparatus gives your parents a way to lock up your phones and tablets, or - another euphemism, per TechDen - "manage screen time with a physical home."...

Gold Bar Noteblock

You struck gold! It's a note reminding you to fold the laundry - mow the lawn - empty the rat trap. The Gold Bar Noteblock contains over $300 worth of gold-dipped leaves for leaving chore reminders that will help lessen...

Personal Whiskey & Water Decanter

It's probably too late to order a Personal Whiskey & Water Decanter as a gift for Dad for Father's Day. But it's not too late to order a Personal Whiskey & Water Decanter as a gift for you for You Day!...

The Tomato Shark

$7.86 - $9.26 Amazon »

Tomato Shark is here to take a big bite out of your beefsteak. Or little bites out of your multi-colored cherries. The toothy tomato corer pierces and scoops out stems, plus seeds, from the fruits (or are they vegetables...

Books from The Simpsons Notebooks

$6.37 - $25.47 Best Play Ever »

Nope, not more books about The Simpsons, books from The Simpsons. Unfortunately - or maybe it's better this way - Best Play Ever did not try to write all twenty-some-odd of these books that have appeared over the years...

F*ck Snow Globe

$70 aha life »

Well. F*ck. My flight got cancelled, so instead of bringing back coconut bras and pineapples as souvenirs from Hawaii, I guess I'll just shake up this Fuck Snow Globe. My souvenir from life...

hOmeLabs Portable Countertop Dishwasher

Discontinued

I can think of lots of good reasons why you'd get a portable countertop dishwasher instead of installing a full-size dishwasher next to your sink...

Lithops - Living Stone Succulent Plants

Discontinued

This listing's seller promises "Live fat succulent plants!" to anyone who buys their Lithops living stones. Lithops are a type of succulent - part of the ice plant family - native to southern Africa. It's easy to see...

Modern Ergonomic Bowls

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Dude, I hate when I get a hand cramp from holding my bowl of Fruity Pebbles* at perfect spoon-shoveling distance from my mouth. Wha- what's this? A set of Modern Ergonomic Bowls designed to fit comfortably in one hand?...

RYOBI 18-Volt ONE+ Hybrid Battery/Electric Fan

$137.99 Amazon »

No cord? The RYOBI 18-Volt ONE+ Hybrid Fan still blows. Up to 2,400 CFM. That's almost as hard as the news I just received that my in-laws will be joining She-Ra: Princess of Power and me for the last 5 days of our summer...

Pressure Joe Electric Pressure Washer

$169 Amazon »

As far as chores go, I find pressure washing OK. Borderline fun, even, due to the instant gratification I get eradicating dirt and mildew from my back patio to the tune of 2,030 PSI. Like a mother F'ing Ghostbuster with...

The ZappBug Bed Bug Oven

$389.99 Amazon »

Bed bug rhubarb pie, anyone? What? What else would you cook in a ZappBug bed bug oven besides delicious bed bug pastries and cuisine?...

Morus Zero Countertop Clothes Dryer

$299 - $329 Morus »

The Morus Zero clothes dryer's fast-drying, eco-friendly, countertop-ability probably won't make doing laundry any more fun for you, but it will make the process easier and more efficient. Morus says their mighty mite...

Swiveling Wall Charger

Discontinued

A simple USB wall charger simplifies your cords' access to it with a 180-degree swivel disc connected to its back prongs. The outlets can power up to 4 devices at once, and at any angle by rotating the strip's USB end...

I.V. Plant Pot - Self-Watering Planter

$229 GNR 8 »

It's appropriate that the I.V. Plant Pot, a planter configured to be self-watering via a bag and flow regulator that look like a medical I.V., comes from a design firm called Vitamin Living. Gotta keep those plants hydrated...

Clean Puppy Candle

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I can say one thing for clean puppies: the ladies love them. Even more than they love Cool James, I'll bet*. So while this Clean Puppy Candle hails from a place called the Stinky Candle Company, the 4-ounce tin of freshly-bathed...

Sexed Pair of Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches

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Who figured out that this is the magic combination of words - "Sexed Pair of Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches" - that's going to make every mother in America say, "Why, of course, honey!" when her kid asks to get a pet?...

Better Habitat SleepReady Memory Foam Floor Mattress

$159.95 Amazon »

Better Habitat's SleepReady Memory Foam Floor Mattress is quite the dynamic crash pad. Thanks to its roll-up, portable design the 3"-thick slab o' sleepy time for overnight guests can just as easily slip inside your tent...

Gluteus Maximus Sticky Notes

$12.99 Amazon »

Obviously the best thing to write on a Gluteus Maximus Sticky Note is "Nice ass." A gift for your girlfriend. Or maybe, "I'm a giant ass" for your boss. Or, for your father-in-law, "This is where I'm tight." And for your...

KAN Core Chef Knife

$135 - $139 Amazon »

Chef in name, Damascus in style, Japanese in origin. The KAN Core Chef Knife is made of AUS-10 or VG-10 steel to maintain a burly, 59-60 HRC hardness without going brittle. KAN says the result is a kitchen blade that...