Vaiden Astronaut Workout Shirts
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It's not that Vaiden makes workout shirts for astronauts or shirts for some newfangled astronaut workout (i.e., go to space, instantly lose 80% of your body weight!) Instead they've incorporated astronaut heat management technology into their Triton long sleeve and Heliosphere half-zip styles so that athletes stay cool during exercise and then warm as their bodies recover and sweat evaporates afterwards.
Vaiden's shirt tech was originally developed to help astronauts maintain ideal body temperatures in changing conditions. The Triton and Heliosphere contain Thermocules, particles that act like a battery by absorbing and storing excess heat from the skin when you're hot, and then releasing it back to you as you cool down. Both styles in the Vaiden line of athletic shirts are also:
- Anti-oder and anti-bacterial thanks to silver ion tech (also seen in SilverAir gear)
- Moisture wicking
- Quick drying
- Lightweight
- Sewn with flat-lock seams to reduce chafing and discomfort
- Made with 4-way stretch fabrics for unrestricted movement
- Fitted with locking zippers that stay in place during wear
Triton long sleeve and Heliosphere half-zip workout shirts both come in black and sizes S through XXXL.
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